Both my wife and I have been trying to diet lately, so part of the morning ritual has become to step on a scale and report back and successes. This morning I told my wife how much I’d lost (and nope, I’m not telling you people ;). “Who’s the man!” she responded, by way of congratulations. “Amanda Bynes?” I countered. “????” she said. “It’s a Shakespeare thing,” I explained. “??????” she said again.
