I see so many random Shakespeare references all day long that I’ve learned to ignore most of them. Then again, sometimes they’re funny enough to merit a report. Here we have a seemingly innocuous story about Verizon and Google getting together to create an iPad rival tablet. What’s this I see in the middle of the article?
Best Case
Google’s ready to prove its tablet mettle, and Verizon wants an answer to AT&T’s iPad. It’s Shakespearean, almost, kind of! Within months, AT&T and Verizon will fall deeply in love, and commit suicide due to an easily avoidable misunderstanding. No, wait, wrong play. I wanted the one where EVERYONE FIGHTS EVERYONE, AND IT IS AWESOME.
You see, people? Make your Shakespeare references funnier and I’ll link them more :). I’m looking at you, Huffington Post.