Ok, people, we need some Shakespeare knock knock jokes. After all, the man invented the form, right? Fill in your own Hamlet or Macbeth reference, your choice :).
Feel free to make one up on the spot, that’s what I spend most of my time on Twitter doing.
“Knock, knock.”
Who’s there?
“Earl of Oxford.
Earl of Oxford who?
“Precisely.”
That’s my only real entry thus far that meets the appropriate form (i.e. you could actually tell it to somebody who plays their part correctly). Others, that do not fit the form:
“Knock, knock.”
Who’s th….oh, hi Lavinia. Doesn’t it hurt your head to do that?
“Knock, knock.”
…
“Knock, knock.”
…
“Knock, knock.”
Darnit didn’t we hire a Porter who’s supposed to get that? Has he been drinking again?
What else ya got?
knock knock
who's there?
Corambis.
Polonius, I don't have time for this. Go bother somebody else.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cook
Cook who?
"…O word of fear,
Unpleasing to a married ear."
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Richard the Third!
Hold on Burbage, I'm just coming..
again.
Knock knock
Who's there?
King Lear
King Lear who?
Who is it that can tell me who I am!?
***
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dromio
No I'm Dromio
…?
***
And one a bit juvenile…
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Pistol
Pistol Who?
Pistol over your porch if you don't let me in, I need to go!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A Portia.
A Portia who?
A Portia's better than a Mustang.
Greg
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan Donuts are great!
Greg (again, don't have a Google account)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Juliet.
Juliet who?
Juliet too much of the potion.
Greg
Knock Knock
Who's there?
…
Who's there?
…
WHO'S THERE?!?!
Oh, Lavinia, why didn't you say it was you? Oh…right.
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Ophelia
Ophelia who?
Ophelia bit warm. I think I'll go for a swim.
I love it!
Knock knock
who's there?
Et.
Et who?
Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar!
"Knock! knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Hamlet."
"Hamlet who?"
"Hamlet, Piglet's father – let me in!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nay, answer me: stand and unfold yourself.
Wait, are we doing a knock-knock joke or the opening of Hamlet??