I’m Always for More Shakespeare, but … Horror Shakespeare?

There’s lots of Shakespeare coming to television it seems. I’ve written in the past that there’s no less than three separate Romeo and Juliet adaptations in the works.

But what shall we make of Lifetime Channel’s A Midsummer’s Nightmare? I tagged it thinking that it’d be some zany spin on the mistaken identities and love potions, you know, the usual stuff.

Nah. Looks like a direct competitor to Grimm or Once Upon A Time in that it’s going to be “horror” versions of Shakespeare plays, instead of fairy tales:

“A Midsummer’s Nightmare,” from A+E Studios, is described as an adaptation of Shakespeare plays that are turned into contemporary horror mysteries. Each season would take on a different play, starting with “A Midsummer Night’s Dream.” Screenwriter Anthony Jaswinski is adapting “Midsummer” as a story that finds two young lovers on a getaway in the woods who wind up in a struggle to survive as friends arrive to lure them home.

This sound interesting to anybody? I suppose if you told me they’re going to work in the original text I might be curious, but otherwise it sounds like it’s got the potential to have about as much Shakespeare as the Lion King. I don’t think I’ll be setting my DVR.

Happy 400th Shakespeare Day!

Is it that time again?  Why didn’t anybody tell me?

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I was sorely tempted this year to practice restraint and just let Shakespeare Day come and go, and let the rest of the world climb on the bandwagon for the day. Then I could wait them all to get off tomorrow and I could get back on and enjoy the elbow room.

But I can’t do that, who am I kidding? Shakespeare Day is on a weekend this year, and I always hate that because I like having that live connection to you all, playing hashtag games and retweeting each other and basically throwing one big Shakespeare party.  Up until a couple of days ago I really didn’t know what I was going to do.

Then inspiration hit me, as it often does.  I started writing.  I started looking for ideas, and I found them, everywhere. Each night this week after my kids have gone to bed I stay up for another hour or two (or more) knocking out post after post until I’d queued up dozens of them.  Sure, some of them are going for quantity more than quality, I won’t deny that.  But I think there’s some gems coming up.  I hope you all like the final product.

With that, I’m going to go ahead and cut and paste something from past years because I think I said it the right way once and I don’t want to pretend to keep plagiarizing myself:

I like tradition. It’s a quote that comes from Ben Jonson, to the memory of his (and our) beloved. I’ve been looking forward to posting it here for days. It’s a simple line from a larger work, but I don’t know, to me it feels like more. It’s more of an incantation, a plea for the Master to return to us if just for a single day. I say it over and over again in my mind, and I imagine myself as Prospero on his island, opening one particular grave, waking one particular sleeper and letting him forth, by my most humble art. Thank you, Shakespeare, and Happy Birthday.


Here we go, and I’ll see you on the other side. I therefore will begin.

Soul of the age!
The applause, delight, the wonder of our stage!
My Shakespeare, RISE!

Good Night, Sweet Prince

[Those of you on Twitter have seen these but not everybody’s following @ShakespeareGeek on Twitter…]

It’s become tradition here to mourn the passing of great artists by mustering up an appropriate Shakespearean tribute.  Prince is a special case, having no traditional Shakespeare credits to his name (although “When Doves Cry” does feature on the Romeo+Juliet soundtrack).  But why should that stop us?

Sixteen hundred zero zero almost out of time,
Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1599!  

The purple rain, it raineth every day. 

Let’s go crazy!
Let’s put an antic disposition on! 

I’d dream if I could, a courtyard,
An ocean of violets in bloom…
…but they all withered when my father died.

Give my robe, put on my raspberry beret.
I have immortal longings in me. 

My kingdom for a little red corvette! 

Good night, sweet Prince.  And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

Brace Yourselves. It’s Time.

“We start Romeo and Juliet next week!”

It was the moment I’ve literally been waiting eight years for.  Last night at dinner, my daughter informed me that her class was starting Shakespeare this week.

My children have literally been raised on Shakespeare – my oldest since she was old enough to ask me questions, my middle since before she can remember, and my youngest since before he could walk (he saw his first Tempest while still in a stroller).

August, 2007.  Or this one from March 2006 where I even wrote, “My daughter is only four and it pains me that I can’t share Shakespeare with her yet.”

I have Shakespeare action figures in the house. My phone plays “Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer’s Day” (as sung by Pink Floyd’s David Gilmour).  My children start asking me questions about Shakespeare, and the journey begins.  It’s been around them since before they can remember, of course, but now we can actually interact on the subject.  The link is just one of many, many stories I’ve posted over the years.

Many times I have gone into classrooms to volunteer, knowing full well that second and third graders are unlikely to understand and retain the original language. Instead, my mission has always been to break the stigma of Shakespeare as difficult and boring, something to be dreaded.  I will often say to classrooms, “Even if you don’t understand everything that we talked about today, one day years from now when you’re in high school, a teacher is going to drop Romeo and Juliet in front of you and while some of the kids groan and roll their eyes, you’re going to be the ones to say, “Ohhhhhhh!  I get this!” Obviously my children will be the ones to lead by example. Their friends and schoolmates will only see me a couple of times a year (if that).  My children eat sleep and breathe it.

And now that day is here. Has the mission been a success? Is my daughter going to fly through the class, bringing all kinds of passion for the subject with her to share? Will the teacher discover the junior Shakespeare geeklet she’s destined to become?

Her first assignment is to write a sonnet.  So I suppose that the teacher’s doing some sort of crash course in all things Shakespeare before diving into the play, which is fine and probably necessary. She tells me that part of the assignment is to write an actual, good sonnet and not just count syllables, and I nod my approval at this teacher’s standards.  I ask what she knows about sonnets, she says something about syllables and then tells me that they literally just started today, so they haven’t covered much.  I ask her what a “volta” is, and tell her to get back to me when the class gets that far.

I ask whether she’s at all mentioned that she was raised on Shakespeare, has known Sonnet 18 since she was five years old, and along with her siblings can count herself as the youngest person to ever see the inside of the Folger Shakespeare vault.  She said, “It hasn’t come up.”

It turns out that she’s deathly afraid of her Shakespeare teacher.  He’s one of those guys with a dark, sarcastic sense of humor that’s very intimidating to the students. I’ve seen it in action, and I’m not a fan. But I’ve seen it only briefly, through my daughter’s filter, so I may have been too hard on the guy. It’s quite possible that I’d get along with him swimmingly. He’s a good teacher, her grades are good. He’s just not the kind of guy students feel that they can have any sort of extra conversation with.

I remind my daughter that this has been years in the making and she will be missing a tremendous opportunity if she doesn’t say *something*.  I fully expect that most of the other students in the room know her relationship to Shakespeare, so maybe one of them will say something.  Even if he’d asked, “Is anyone already familiar with Shakespeare?” she would have had the opportunity to say any number of things, she’s got a literal lifetime of relevant stories.

The best possible outcome is that she does mention it, the teacher is receptive, and I get to come in and volunteer in that class.  I’m not holding out hope, though, because as the kids have gotten older the room for volunteer parents in that capacity has approached nil.  In elementary school, any diversion from the norm is seen as interesting and entertaining for the students, a break from the pattern, and is welcome. But as they get older it’s more about “What are you teaching them, how much time are you spending on that topic, and how are you going to measure it? Ok, great, move on. Repeat.”  I can keep my fingers crossed – honestly, I won’t be able to help it, I’ll be thinking of what I’d say if given the chance – but I have to be prepared for the opposite end of the spectrum, which is that she tells him and he doesn’t care, and it turns into just a regular series of lessons like with geometry where the teacher says one thing, then my daughter comes home and I explain all the good and interesting stuff that the teacher has chosen to gloss over.

I will report back regularly.  Brace yourselves, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

Happy Shakespeare Fools’ Day! #shakespearefoolsday

We’re trying a little something different this year. In celebration of Shakespeare’s oft-underappreciated clown princes of comedy, Bardfilm and I thought we should declare today

Shakespeare Fools’ Day

Whether you’re a professional fool or you just behave like one, celebrate the craft of your predecessors today by acting the part.

Ask strangers their names, and then when they tell you, say, “I do not like that name.”
At the morning work meeting, request that all the tasks be assigned to you. Explain at length why you are qualified for every role. Try not to let anyone make an ass of you.
Had eggs for breakfast? Give the shells to someone and say, “Look! I have given you two crowns!”
Get drunk with your best friend, accuse him of lying. Then deny it. (Don’t be surprised if you get hit.)
Dress in robe and fake beard. Tell everyone you’re a curate, and cure them of their lunacy.
Carry around a letter, muttering to yourself, “M, O, A, I” and trying to pronounce it.  Before the end of the day, announce “EVERY ONE OF THESE LETTERS ARE IN MY NAME!” Even if they aren’t.
Go to bed at noon.
How do you spend your Shakespeare Fools’ Day?