The Trailer Game! Cymbeline becomes Anarchy

For those that missed it, Ethan Hawke’s upcoming movie version of Shakespeare’s Cymbeline has been renamed Anarchy. They’ve even released a new trailer.  But the marketing folks must think we’re stupid, because it was only a few months ago that we got almost the exact same Cymbeline trailer.  Here’s both!

First, Cymbeline:

 

Now, Anarchy:

Other than the name change and the really unnecessary “It’s like Sons of Anarchy meets Game of Thrones!” graphic for those who didn’t already feel hammered over the head enough, what are the most obvious changes you see?

Words, Words, Words – FREE Poster Giveaway

Hello my geeks! It’s been awhile since I’ve given something away.  Let’s change that.

Shortly before the holidays I was contacted by Clifford from ExaTextPosters.com who sent me a copy of their Utterly Complete Works of William Shakespeare for review. It’s really the kind of thing you have to see to appreciate, so for the first time I decided to do a video.  Check it out!

Sorry about the shaky cam, I did it on my cell phone. And yes you can see my reflection in the glass.  Hi!

Pretty neat, huh?  I really wasn’t sure what to expect when Clifford first wrote me, and we talked briefly about other similar products like One Page Books (of which I have several) and Spineless Classics (which I’d not yet heard of).  This is different. Those are more about turning literature into a work of art.  Anybody can walk up to one and recognize what it is.

This is different. From a distance, the ExaText poster just looks like a regular image. I’ve asked guests to take a look at it and see if they can figure out the secret.  They can’t.  That’s when I fire up the magnifying loupe that came with the poster, and that’s when they agree that this is indeed very cool and geeky. The value in this product is not when your guests spot it from across the room and come over to admire it like a work of art, the value is in knowing the secret it holds.

There’s two things I wish were different about the product. This is a review, after all. I was at first thinking that it might be something more along the lines of what we old timers used to call ASCII art, where the actual arrangement of the letters and appropriate choice of font, face and style are used to create the image itself (like this example spotted on qarchive). That’s not this.  The image is just a regular black and white print, on top of which they’ve put the words.  So you’re either looking at the words on white background or dark background, but at no point does the arrangement of the words go into creating the image of Shakespeare. Does that make sense?  They could just as easily printed the complete works on top of an image of the Mona Lisa. So what we end up with is a fairly generic picture of Shakespeare hung up on the wall.

I don’t expect they can change that, as it’s a complete different way to layout the text.  What I do think they can change, though, is the arrangement of the works. Right now they’re in alphabetical order. Which I suppose is as rational a choice as any other. But imagine if they weren’t. Imagine if they were random.  Suddenly the poster becomes a huge treasure hunt.  We all have our favorite plays and quotes, right? You get an opportunity like this and you’re immediately going to look for a particular line. Alphabetically, it’s pretty easy. I wanted The Tempest, I just moved down until I spotted Twelfth Night, then worked backwards through Troilus and Cressida until I found it. If the plays were randomly laid out? I’d probably still be looking … and that would be awesome.

Ok, now for the fun part … who wants one?

Win Your Own Utterly Complete Works of William Shakespeare from ExaTextPosters

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It Seems One Must Clarify Oneself, Dame Judi

What happens when one of the world’s leading Shakespearean actors says that her schooling was so poor that it put her off a certain Shakespeare play for life?  For starters, the school comes looking for an apology.

Late last year, and I don’t think I even wrote about this at the time, Dame Judi Dench  said that she developed a lifelong hatred for Merchant of Venice after being forced to read the play out loud, six lines at a time, in school.  (For the record, I can see her point.  She stresses that character breaks were not factored in – everybody got six lines, regardless of which character was speaking.  Talk about an easy way to break the spirit of those students and render the text meaningless!)

Needless to say The Mount School, which Dame Judi attended from 1945 to 1953, was not pleased to hear that.

Luckily, the actress (through a spokesperson) clarified that she was not talking about the prestigious secondary school, but rather her last year at “Miss Maeby’s” primary school.

It’s a bit of a silly story, but I do kind of understand their point.  “Hey, remember how we were thinking about sending our daughter to Mount?  Listen to what Judi Dench says about how awful the teaching is there. Forget that place.”

IKEA Dreams of The Tempest

Scanning through my year-end headlines I found a Shakespeare reference in Mashable’s “The 8 Best Ads You Didn’t See Last Year”. More specifically a Tempest reference, so you know I be clickin.

Check out IKEA’s ad (#4), entitled “Beds”:

Couple of thoughts:

* The voiceover appears to be Helen Mirren’s version from The 2010 Tempest movie.

* For some reason I was hoping when I clicked for Caliban’s Dream instead:

…if I then had waked after long sleep,
Will make me sleep again: and then, in dreaming,
The clouds methought would open and show riches
Ready to drop upon me that, when I waked,
I cried to dream again.

* IKEA looks a whole lot like IDEA. I learned this after my fingers wanted to type it incorrectly half a dozen times trying to post this.  I wonder if that’s on purpose?

* Is it wrong of me that I didn’t click on any of the other ads? If somebody does, let us know if there are any good ones.  They mentioned Robbie Williams in one description and for a minute I got excited thinking they’d said Robin Williams, but alas, no.

The 2014 Year In Shakespeare

Happy Holidays, everyone!

As 2014 draws to a close I thought it would be fun to do something different and look at all the exciting adventures we’ve had in the wonderful world of Shakespeare.

We’ll kick it off in February with my continuing efforts to bring Shakespeare into school as early as possible, when I visited my daughter’s fourth grade classroom.

We also had this brief news story about the authentication of two new Shakespeare portraits. In hindsight I think perhaps I got a little over excited, as the story was never mentioned again and probably should have gone into the crackpot bucket.

In March, riding high on the success of my fourth grade visit, I nearly threw in the towel when I attempted the same feat in my son’s second grade class.  It did not go as expected.  But there’s a reason why I titled the post Ok, Worth It.

April as always brought us Shakespeare Day, this year being one of those special round numbers as we celebrated 450 years since his birth. I posted almost 30 times that day as is my tradition, so instead of linking them all I’ll point you to where it all started and when our revels ended (for the day).

But wait! April wasn’t done yet as I was brought back for an encore performance for the fourth grade, a story so big I had to post it Henry IV style  — part 1 and part 2.

And what was the rest of Shakespeare world doing while I was corrupting young minds?  Well we might very well have found Shakespeare’s dictionary.

All The World’s A Stage

I got to see a whole bunch of Shakespeare this year, which was awesome.

In February you can see my reaction to learning that Teller (of Penn and Teller fame) would be producing his version of The Tempest.  Well in June I got to see it (front row!) and it was everything I expected.

Every August I head into Boston to see Shakespeare on the Common.  This year? Twelfth Night.

Even more!  The stars aligned this year and I was able to take my kids to see my beloved local group Rebel Shakespeare perform As You Like It. It’s great to see professionals perform Shakespeare. It’s even more special to see kids and teens perform Shakespeare, not because their teacher made them, but because they get it and this is what they want to do.

Flights of Angels Sing Thee To Thy Rest

Alas, no year end review is complete without a moment of silence for those we’ve lost. RIP Mickey Rooney, who brought us Puck many decades ago. Seriously, the man was credited with acting roles over 10 decades. It’s hard to believe we were ever going to lose him.

We also lost two Iagos – Bob Hoskins and Philip Seymour Hoffman. As I wrote at the time of Mr. Hoskins passing, perhaps they can compare notes with the Master now.

Finally, an event that I can say has honestly still devastated me, was the passing of Robin Williams. At the time I posted a number of his Shakespeare links on Twitter, and honestly I wanted to do a tribute post at the time, but I couldn’t. It was too much to bear.  Instead I’ll leave his memory on a high note, from the Apple commercial voiceover he did at the beginning of the year.  What will your verse be?

<fade to black, commercial break>

A Year of Discoveries

It was back in 2012 that Richard III’s skeleton was found in a parking lot, but this year we finally got DNA confirmation that it is in fact him – along with some surprises!

This brings us pretty much up to date, except….let me see, I could swear there was another story that snuck in there right at the end…. oh, yeah.

A FIRST FOLIO HAS BEEN FOUND!

A FIRST FOLIO HAS BEEN FOUND!!

A FIRST FOLIO HAS BEEN FOUND!!!

I think it’s fascinating to have another copy, and I’m quite sure that we’ll be poring over it for years to come, micro-cataloguing every mark and scratch on it. What intrigues me more, though, is the idea that this can still happen.  I’m going to borrow a quote from Men in Black  here:

Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.

Five years ago, Richard III’s remains were lost to the ages. Now we’re debating his DNA records. As 2014 began we all knew that there were 232 surviving First Folios. Now there are 233. We may even have an entirely new work, a dictionary Shakespeare may have used.

As Stanley Wells said in a recent Newsweek article, “There’s lots and lots of unexamined legal records rotting away in the national archives; it is just possible something will one day turn up.”

I can’t wait.

Happy New Year, Shakespeare geeks!