A Midsummer Night's Dream

by

William Shakespeare

A Midsummer Night's Dream is a comedic play that takes place in Athens and the surrounding forest. There are three main plot lines that intersect throughout the play. The first involves the impending marriage of Duke Theseus and Hippolyta, which sets the stage for the other two plots.

The second plot follows a group of young Athenian lovers who become entangled in a love triangle. Hermia is in love with Lysander, but her father wants her to marry Demetrius. Meanwhile, Helena is in love with Demetrius, who has no interest in her. The four of them end up in the forest, where they become victims of the fairy king and queen's mischief.

The third plot involves the fairy kingdom and their antics. The fairy king, Oberon, and his queen, Titania, are at odds over a changeling boy. Oberon enlists the help of Puck, a mischievous fairy, to use a love potion on Titania to make her fall in love with the first person she sees upon waking up. Puck mistakenly uses the potion on Lysander and then on Demetrius, leading to even more confusion between the lovers.

All three plot lines come together in the forest, where the characters become mixed up in each other's affairs due to the fairy's meddling. Eventually, everything is resolved, and the lovers are reunited with their correct partners. Duke Theseus and Hippolyta, along with the other characters, then watch a comical play put on by a group of amateur actors before the play ends.

Act I

Act 1 of A Midsummer Night's Dream opens with Theseus, the Duke of Athens, discussing his upcoming wedding to Hippolyta, the Queen of the Amazons. They talk about how they won the battle that brought them together. Then, Egeus, a nobleman, enters with his daughter Hermia and two other men, Demetrius and Lysander. Egeus wants Hermia to marry Demetrius, but she is in love with Lysander and refuses. Theseus gives her until his wedding day to decide, warning her that she must follow her father's wishes or face punishment.

Lysander and Hermia decide to run away to Lysander's aunt's house, where they can get married. They confide in Hermia's friend, Helena, who is in love with Demetrius. Helena tells Demetrius about their plan, hoping to win his favor, but he goes after Hermia and Lysander instead. Helena follows him into the woods, where they encounter Oberon, the fairy king, and his queen, Titania. Oberon and Titania are fighting over a young Indian boy, whom Titania has taken into her care. Oberon decides to use a magical flower to make Titania fall in love with the first creature she sees when she wakes up, hoping to get the boy from her.

Oberon sends his servant, Puck, to find the flower while he watches the lovers in the woods. Puck mistakenly puts the flower's potion on Lysander's eyes instead of Demetrius', causing him to fall in love with Helena instead of Hermia. Meanwhile, Titania wakes up and falls in love with Bottom, a member of a group of amateur actors who are rehearsing a play in the woods. Puck also transforms Bottom's head into that of a donkey, causing Titania to be even more smitten.

The act ends with the lovers confused and lost in the woods, and the actors preparing to perform their play for the Duke's wedding.

SCENE I. Athens. The palace of THESEUS.

The first scene of Act 1 takes place in Athens, Greece. The Duke of Athens, Theseus, is discussing his upcoming marriage to Hippolyta, the Queen of the Amazons. He is eager for their wedding day to arrive and for the moon to reach its full phase, as he believes this will bring good luck to their union.

As they discuss their marriage plans, Egeus enters with his daughter Hermia and two suitors, Demetrius and Lysander. Egeus is angry with Hermia because she refuses to marry Demetrius, the man he has chosen for her. Instead, she is in love with Lysander and wishes to marry him instead.

Theseus tells Hermia that she must obey her father's wishes or face punishment, which could include being sent to a convent or even death. Hermia and Lysander are devastated by this news and decide to elope that night and run away from Athens.

Meanwhile, a group of amateur actors, led by Peter Quince, are also preparing for a performance they hope to present at Theseus and Hippolyta's wedding. They plan to perform the tragic tale of Pyramus and Thisbe.

As the scene ends, Puck, a mischievous fairy, enters and converses with a fairy queen, Titania. They discuss the ongoing dispute between them over a young Indian boy, whom Titania has taken under her wing. Puck is sent on a mission to retrieve a magical flower that can be used to cast a spell on Titania and make her fall in love with the first creature she sees upon waking up.

Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, and Attendants

THESEUS
Now, fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour
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Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
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Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
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This old moon wanes! she lingers my desires,
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Like to a step-dame or a dowager
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Long withering out a young man revenue.
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HIPPOLYTA
Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
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Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
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And then the moon, like to a silver bow
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New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
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Of our solemnities.
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THESEUS
Go, Philostrate,
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Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments;
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Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth;
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Turn melancholy forth to funerals;
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The pale companion is not for our pomp.
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Hippolyta, I woo'd thee with my sword,
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And won thy love, doing thee injuries;
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But I will wed thee in another key,
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With pomp, with triumph and with revelling.
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Enter EGEUS, HERMIA, LYSANDER, and DEMETRIUS

EGEUS
Happy be Theseus, our renowned duke!
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THESEUS
Thanks, good Egeus: what's the news with thee?
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EGEUS
Full of vexation come I, with complaint
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Against my child, my daughter Hermia.
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Stand forth, Demetrius. My noble lord,
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This man hath my consent to marry her.
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Stand forth, Lysander: and my gracious duke,
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This man hath bewitch'd the bosom of my child;
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Thou, thou, Lysander, thou hast given her rhymes,
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And interchanged love-tokens with my child:
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Thou hast by moonlight at her window sung,
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With feigning voice verses of feigning love,
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And stolen the impression of her fantasy
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With bracelets of thy hair, rings, gawds, conceits,
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Knacks, trifles, nosegays, sweetmeats, messengers
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Of strong prevailment in unharden'd youth:
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With cunning hast thou filch'd my daughter's heart,
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Turn'd her obedience, which is due to me,
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To stubborn harshness: and, my gracious duke,
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Be it so she; will not here before your grace
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Consent to marry with Demetrius,
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I beg the ancient privilege of Athens,
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As she is mine, I may dispose of her:
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Which shall be either to this gentleman
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Or to her death, according to our law
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Immediately provided in that case.
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THESEUS
What say you, Hermia? be advised fair maid:
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To you your father should be as a god;
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One that composed your beauties, yea, and one
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To whom you are but as a form in wax
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By him imprinted and within his power
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To leave the figure or disfigure it.
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Demetrius is a worthy gentleman.
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HERMIA
So is Lysander.
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THESEUS
In himself he is;
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But in this kind, wanting your father's voice,
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The other must be held the worthier.
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HERMIA
I would my father look'd but with my eyes.
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THESEUS
Rather your eyes must with his judgment look.
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HERMIA
I do entreat your grace to pardon me.
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I know not by what power I am made bold,
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Nor how it may concern my modesty,
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In such a presence here to plead my thoughts;
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But I beseech your grace that I may know
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The worst that may befall me in this case,
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If I refuse to wed Demetrius.
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THESEUS
Either to die the death or to abjure
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For ever the society of men.
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Therefore, fair Hermia, question your desires;
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Know of your youth, examine well your blood,
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Whether, if you yield not to your father's choice,
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You can endure the livery of a nun,
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For aye to be in shady cloister mew'd,
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To live a barren sister all your life,
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Chanting faint hymns to the cold fruitless moon.
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Thrice-blessed they that master so their blood,
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To undergo such maiden pilgrimage;
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But earthlier happy is the rose distill'd,
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Than that which withering on the virgin thorn
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Grows, lives and dies in single blessedness.
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HERMIA
So will I grow, so live, so die, my lord,
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Ere I will my virgin patent up
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Unto his lordship, whose unwished yoke
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My soul consents not to give sovereignty.
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THESEUS
Take time to pause; and, by the nest new moon--
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The sealing-day betwixt my love and me,
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For everlasting bond of fellowship--
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Upon that day either prepare to die
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For disobedience to your father's will,
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Or else to wed Demetrius, as he would;
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Or on Diana's altar to protest
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For aye austerity and single life.
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DEMETRIUS
Relent, sweet Hermia: and, Lysander, yield
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Thy crazed title to my certain right.
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LYSANDER
You have her father's love, Demetrius;
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Let me have Hermia's: do you marry him.
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EGEUS
Scornful Lysander! true, he hath my love,
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And what is mine my love shall render him.
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And she is mine, and all my right of her
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I do estate unto Demetrius.
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LYSANDER
I am, my lord, as well derived as he,
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As well possess'd; my love is more than his;
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My fortunes every way as fairly rank'd,
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If not with vantage, as Demetrius';
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And, which is more than all these boasts can be,
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I am beloved of beauteous Hermia:
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Why should not I then prosecute my right?
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Demetrius, I'll avouch it to his head,
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Made love to Nedar's daughter, Helena,
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And won her soul; and she, sweet lady, dotes,
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Devoutly dotes, dotes in idolatry,
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Upon this spotted and inconstant man.
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THESEUS
I must confess that I have heard so much,
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And with Demetrius thought to have spoke thereof;
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But, being over-full of self-affairs,
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My mind did lose it. But, Demetrius, come;
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And come, Egeus; you shall go with me,
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I have some private schooling for you both.
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For you, fair Hermia, look you arm yourself
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To fit your fancies to your father's will;
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Or else the law of Athens yields you up--
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Which by no means we may extenuate--
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To death, or to a vow of single life.
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Come, my Hippolyta: what cheer, my love?
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Demetrius and Egeus, go along:
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I must employ you in some business
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Against our nuptial and confer with you
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Of something nearly that concerns yourselves.
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EGEUS
With duty and desire we follow you.
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Exeunt all but LYSANDER and HERMIA

LYSANDER
How now, my love! why is your cheek so pale?
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How chance the roses there do fade so fast?
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HERMIA
Belike for want of rain, which I could well
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Beteem them from the tempest of my eyes.
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LYSANDER
Ay me! for aught that I could ever read,
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Could ever hear by tale or history,
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The course of true love never did run smooth;
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But, either it was different in blood,--
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HERMIA
O cross! too high to be enthrall'd to low.
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LYSANDER
Or else misgraffed in respect of years,--
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HERMIA
O spite! too old to be engaged to young.
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LYSANDER
Or else it stood upon the choice of friends,--
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HERMIA
O hell! to choose love by another's eyes.
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LYSANDER
Or, if there were a sympathy in choice,
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War, death, or sickness did lay siege to it,
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Making it momentany as a sound,
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Swift as a shadow, short as any dream;
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Brief as the lightning in the collied night,
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That, in a spleen, unfolds both heaven and earth,
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And ere a man hath power to say 'Behold!'
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The jaws of darkness do devour it up:
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So quick bright things come to confusion.
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HERMIA
If then true lovers have been ever cross'd,
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It stands as an edict in destiny:
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Then let us teach our trial patience,
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Because it is a customary cross,
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As due to love as thoughts and dreams and sighs,
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Wishes and tears, poor fancy's followers.
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LYSANDER
A good persuasion: therefore, hear me, Hermia.
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I have a widow aunt, a dowager
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Of great revenue, and she hath no child:
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From Athens is her house remote seven leagues;
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And she respects me as her only son.
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There, gentle Hermia, may I marry thee;
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And to that place the sharp Athenian law
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Cannot pursue us. If thou lovest me then,
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Steal forth thy father's house to-morrow night;
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And in the wood, a league without the town,
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Where I did meet thee once with Helena,
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To do observance to a morn of May,
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There will I stay for thee.
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HERMIA
My good Lysander!
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I swear to thee, by Cupid's strongest bow,
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By his best arrow with the golden head,
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By the simplicity of Venus' doves,
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By that which knitteth souls and prospers loves,
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And by that fire which burn'd the Carthage queen,
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When the false Troyan under sail was seen,
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By all the vows that ever men have broke,
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In number more than ever women spoke,
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In that same place thou hast appointed me,
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To-morrow truly will I meet with thee.
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LYSANDER
Keep promise, love. Look, here comes Helena.
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Enter HELENA

HERMIA
God speed fair Helena! whither away?
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HELENA
Call you me fair? that fair again unsay.
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Demetrius loves your fair: O happy fair!
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Your eyes are lode-stars; and your tongue's sweet air
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More tuneable than lark to shepherd's ear,
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When wheat is green, when hawthorn buds appear.
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Sickness is catching: O, were favour so,
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Yours would I catch, fair Hermia, ere I go;
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My ear should catch your voice, my eye your eye,
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My tongue should catch your tongue's sweet melody.
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Were the world mine, Demetrius being bated,
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The rest I'd give to be to you translated.
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O, teach me how you look, and with what art
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You sway the motion of Demetrius' heart.
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HERMIA
I frown upon him, yet he loves me still.
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HELENA
O that your frowns would teach my smiles such skill!
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HERMIA
I give him curses, yet he gives me love.
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HELENA
O that my prayers could such affection move!
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HERMIA
The more I hate, the more he follows me.
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HELENA
The more I love, the more he hateth me.
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HERMIA
His folly, Helena, is no fault of mine.
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HELENA
None, but your beauty: would that fault were mine!
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HERMIA
Take comfort: he no more shall see my face;
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Lysander and myself will fly this place.
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Before the time I did Lysander see,
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Seem'd Athens as a paradise to me:
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O, then, what graces in my love do dwell,
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That he hath turn'd a heaven unto a hell!
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LYSANDER
Helen, to you our minds we will unfold:
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To-morrow night, when Phoebe doth behold
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Her silver visage in the watery glass,
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Decking with liquid pearl the bladed grass,
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A time that lovers' flights doth still conceal,
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Through Athens' gates have we devised to steal.
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HERMIA
And in the wood, where often you and I
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Upon faint primrose-beds were wont to lie,
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Emptying our bosoms of their counsel sweet,
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There my Lysander and myself shall meet;
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And thence from Athens turn away our eyes,
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To seek new friends and stranger companies.
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Farewell, sweet playfellow: pray thou for us;
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And good luck grant thee thy Demetrius!
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Keep word, Lysander: we must starve our sight
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From lovers' food till morrow deep midnight.
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LYSANDER
I will, my Hermia.
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Helena, adieu:
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As you on him, Demetrius dote on you!
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Exit

HELENA
How happy some o'er other some can be!
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Through Athens I am thought as fair as she.
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But what of that? Demetrius thinks not so;
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He will not know what all but he do know:
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And as he errs, doting on Hermia's eyes,
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So I, admiring of his qualities:
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Things base and vile, folding no quantity,
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Love can transpose to form and dignity:
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
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And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind:
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Nor hath Love's mind of any judgement taste;
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Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste:
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And therefore is Love said to be a child,
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Because in choice he is so oft beguiled.
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As waggish boys in game themselves forswear,
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So the boy Love is perjured every where:
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For ere Demetrius look'd on Hermia's eyne,
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He hail'd down oaths that he was only mine;
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And when this hail some heat from Hermia felt,
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So he dissolved, and showers of oaths did melt.
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I will go tell him of fair Hermia's flight:
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Then to the wood will he to-morrow night
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Pursue her; and for this intelligence
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If I have thanks, it is a dear expense:
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But herein mean I to enrich my pain,
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To have his sight thither and back again.
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Exit

SCENE II. Athens. QUINCE'S house.

Scene 2 of Act 1 takes place in the home of a man named Quince. He is organizing a group of amateur actors to put on a play for the Duke's wedding. The group consists of six men, including Bottom, who is very enthusiastic about playing all the parts himself. Quince assigns each actor a role and explains the plot of the play, which involves a tragic love story.

As they rehearse, a man named Nick Bottom begins to annoy the other actors with his over-the-top acting and constant interruptions. Eventually, they decide to take a break and leave Bottom alone on stage. While he is there, the fairy Puck appears and decides to play a prank on him by transforming his head into that of a donkey.

The other actors return and are frightened by Bottom's new appearance, but eventually realize that it is just a trick. They continue rehearsing, unaware of the magical events that are about to unfold in the forest surrounding them.

Enter QUINCE, SNUG, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING

QUINCE
Is all our company here?
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BOTTOM
You were best to call them generally, man by man,
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according to the scrip.
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QUINCE
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
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thought fit, through all Athens, to play in our
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interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
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wedding-day at night.
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BOTTOM
First, good Peter Quince, say what the play treats
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on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
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to a point.
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QUINCE
Marry, our play is, The most lamentable comedy, and
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most cruel death of Pyramus and Thisby.
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BOTTOM
A very good piece of work, I assure you, and a
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merry. Now, good Peter Quince, call forth your
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actors by the scroll. Masters, spread yourselves.
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QUINCE
Answer as I call you. Nick Bottom, the weaver.
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BOTTOM
Ready. Name what part I am for, and proceed.
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QUINCE
You, Nick Bottom, are set down for Pyramus.
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BOTTOM
What is Pyramus? a lover, or a tyrant?
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QUINCE
A lover, that kills himself most gallant for love.
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BOTTOM
That will ask some tears in the true performing of
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it: if I do it, let the audience look to their
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eyes; I will move storms, I will condole in some
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measure. To the rest: yet my chief humour is for a
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tyrant: I could play Ercles rarely, or a part to
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tear a cat in, to make all split.
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The raging rocks
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And shivering shocks
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Shall break the locks
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Of prison gates;
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And Phibbus' car
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Shall shine from far
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And make and mar
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The foolish Fates.
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This was lofty! Now name the rest of the players.
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This is Ercles' vein, a tyrant's vein; a lover is
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more condoling.
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QUINCE
Francis Flute, the bellows-mender.
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FLUTE
Here, Peter Quince.
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QUINCE
Flute, you must take Thisby on you.
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FLUTE
What is Thisby? a wandering knight?
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QUINCE
It is the lady that Pyramus must love.
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FLUTE
Nay, faith, let me not play a woman; I have a beard coming.
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QUINCE
That's all one: you shall play it in a mask, and
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you may speak as small as you will.
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BOTTOM
An I may hide my face, let me play Thisby too, I'll
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speak in a monstrous little voice. 'Thisne,
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Thisne;' 'Ah, Pyramus, lover dear! thy Thisby dear,
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and lady dear!'
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QUINCE
No, no; you must play Pyramus: and, Flute, you Thisby.
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BOTTOM
Well, proceed.
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QUINCE
Robin Starveling, the tailor.
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STARVELING
Here, Peter Quince.
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QUINCE
Robin Starveling, you must play Thisby's mother.
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Tom Snout, the tinker.
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SNOUT
Here, Peter Quince.
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QUINCE
You, Pyramus' father: myself, Thisby's father:
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Snug, the joiner; you, the lion's part: and, I
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hope, here is a play fitted.
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SNUG
Have you the lion's part written? pray you, if it
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be, give it me, for I am slow of study.
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QUINCE
You may do it extempore, for it is nothing but roaring.
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BOTTOM
Let me play the lion too: I will roar, that I will
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do any man's heart good to hear me; I will roar,
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that I will make the duke say 'Let him roar again,
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let him roar again.'
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QUINCE
An you should do it too terribly, you would fright
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the duchess and the ladies, that they would shriek;
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and that were enough to hang us all.
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ALL
That would hang us, every mother's son.
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BOTTOM
I grant you, friends, if that you should fright the
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ladies out of their wits, they would have no more
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discretion but to hang us: but I will aggravate my
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voice so that I will roar you as gently as any
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sucking dove; I will roar you an 'twere any
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nightingale.
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QUINCE
You can play no part but Pyramus; for Pyramus is a
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sweet-faced man; a proper man, as one shall see in a
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summer's day; a most lovely gentleman-like man:
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therefore you must needs play Pyramus.
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BOTTOM
Well, I will undertake it. What beard were I best
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to play it in?
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QUINCE
Why, what you will.
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BOTTOM
I will discharge it in either your straw-colour
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beard, your orange-tawny beard, your purple-in-grain
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beard, or your French-crown-colour beard, your
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perfect yellow.
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QUINCE
Some of your French crowns have no hair at all, and
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then you will play bare-faced. But, masters, here
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are your parts: and I am to entreat you, request
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you and desire you, to con them by to-morrow night;
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and meet me in the palace wood, a mile without the
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town, by moonlight; there will we rehearse, for if
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we meet in the city, we shall be dogged with
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company, and our devices known. In the meantime I
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will draw a bill of properties, such as our play
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wants. I pray you, fail me not.
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BOTTOM
We will meet; and there we may rehearse most
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obscenely and courageously. Take pains; be perfect: adieu.
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QUINCE
At the duke's oak we meet.
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BOTTOM
Enough; hold or cut bow-strings.
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Exeunt

Act II

In Act 2 of A Midsummer Night's Dream, chaos ensues as the fairy king, Oberon, and his queen, Titania, quarrel over a changeling boy. Oberon seeks revenge on Titania and orders his servant, Puck, to find a magical flower that will make a person fall in love with the first thing they see. Oberon plans to use this on Titania to make her fall in love with an animal.

Meanwhile, four young Athenians are also in the woods. Hermia and Lysander are in love and plan to elope, while Demetrius is in love with Hermia and Helena is in love with Demetrius. Puck mistakenly uses the magical flower on Lysander, causing him to fall in love with Helena instead of Hermia. Chaos ensues as the four lovers argue and chase each other through the woods.

Titania, under the influence of the love potion, falls in love with Bottom, a weaver who has been transformed into a half-donkey by Puck. Bottom is unaware of Titania's love for him and is more concerned about rehearsing for a play that he and his fellow mechanicals plan to perform for the Duke's wedding.

The act ends with the four lovers asleep in the woods and Bottom alone, with Titania fawning over him. Oberon observes the chaos he has caused and decides to intervene to set things right.

SCENE I. A wood near Athens.

Scene 1 of Act 2 of this play takes place in the woods, where the fairy king and queen are having an argument. The queen, Titania, has taken a young boy as her servant, and the king, Oberon, wants him for his own. They argue over the boy, and Oberon decides to use a love potion on Titania to distract her while he takes the boy.

Meanwhile, four young lovers are also in the woods. Hermia and Lysander have decided to run away together, but Helena, who is in love with Demetrius, tells him about their plan in the hopes of winning his affection. Demetrius goes after Hermia and Lysander, and Helena follows him.

Oberon sees the four lovers and decides to use the love potion on them as well. He tells his fairy servant, Puck, to put the potion on the eyes of the young man Demetrius, so that he will fall in love with Helena. However, Puck accidentally puts the potion on the eyes of Lysander instead.

When Lysander wakes up and sees Helena, he falls in love with her and forgets all about Hermia. Helena, confused and upset, thinks that Lysander and Demetrius are playing a cruel joke on her. The two men end up fighting over her, and Hermia is left alone and confused.

The scene ends with the four lovers asleep in the woods, and the fairy king and queen reconciling after their argument. Oberon takes the boy from Titania, and they both go to sleep as well.

Enter, from opposite sides, a Fairy, and PUCK

PUCK
How now, spirit! whither wander you?
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Fairy
Over hill, over dale,
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Thorough bush, thorough brier,
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Over park, over pale,
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Thorough flood, thorough fire,
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I do wander everywhere,
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Swifter than the moon's sphere;
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And I serve the fairy queen,
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To dew her orbs upon the green.
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The cowslips tall her pensioners be:
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In their gold coats spots you see;
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Those be rubies, fairy favours,
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In those freckles live their savours:
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I must go seek some dewdrops here
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And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
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Farewell, thou lob of spirits; I'll be gone:
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Our queen and all our elves come here anon.
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PUCK
The king doth keep his revels here to-night:
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Take heed the queen come not within his sight;
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For Oberon is passing fell and wrath,
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Because that she as her attendant hath
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A lovely boy, stolen from an Indian king;
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She never had so sweet a changeling;
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And jealous Oberon would have the child
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Knight of his train, to trace the forests wild;
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But she perforce withholds the loved boy,
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Crowns him with flowers and makes him all her joy:
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And now they never meet in grove or green,
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By fountain clear, or spangled starlight sheen,
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But, they do square, that all their elves for fear
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Creep into acorn-cups and hide them there.
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Fairy
Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
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Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
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Call'd Robin Goodfellow: are not you he
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That frights the maidens of the villagery;
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Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern
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And bootless make the breathless housewife churn;
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And sometime make the drink to bear no barm;
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Mislead night-wanderers, laughing at their harm?
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Those that Hobgoblin call you and sweet Puck,
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You do their work, and they shall have good luck:
Link: 2.1.41
Are not you he?
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PUCK
Thou speak'st aright;
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I am that merry wanderer of the night.
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I jest to Oberon and make him smile
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When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile,
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Neighing in likeness of a filly foal:
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And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl,
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In very likeness of a roasted crab,
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And when she drinks, against her lips I bob
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And on her wither'd dewlap pour the ale.
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The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale,
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Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me;
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Then slip I from her bum, down topples she,
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And 'tailor' cries, and falls into a cough;
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And then the whole quire hold their hips and laugh,
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And waxen in their mirth and neeze and swear
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A merrier hour was never wasted there.
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But, room, fairy! here comes Oberon.
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Fairy
And here my mistress. Would that he were gone!
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Enter, from one side, OBERON, with his train; from the other, TITANIA, with hers

OBERON
Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania.
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TITANIA
What, jealous Oberon! Fairies, skip hence:
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I have forsworn his bed and company.
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OBERON
Tarry, rash wanton: am not I thy lord?
Link: 2.1.64

TITANIA
Then I must be thy lady: but I know
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When thou hast stolen away from fairy land,
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And in the shape of Corin sat all day,
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Playing on pipes of corn and versing love
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To amorous Phillida. Why art thou here,
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Come from the farthest Steppe of India?
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But that, forsooth, the bouncing Amazon,
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Your buskin'd mistress and your warrior love,
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To Theseus must be wedded, and you come
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To give their bed joy and prosperity.
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OBERON
How canst thou thus for shame, Titania,
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Glance at my credit with Hippolyta,
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Knowing I know thy love to Theseus?
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Didst thou not lead him through the glimmering night
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From Perigenia, whom he ravished?
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And make him with fair AEgle break his faith,
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With Ariadne and Antiopa?
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TITANIA
These are the forgeries of jealousy:
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And never, since the middle summer's spring,
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Met we on hill, in dale, forest or mead,
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By paved fountain or by rushy brook,
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Or in the beached margent of the sea,
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To dance our ringlets to the whistling wind,
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But with thy brawls thou hast disturb'd our sport.
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Therefore the winds, piping to us in vain,
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As in revenge, have suck'd up from the sea
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Contagious fogs; which falling in the land
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Have every pelting river made so proud
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That they have overborne their continents:
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The ox hath therefore stretch'd his yoke in vain,
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The ploughman lost his sweat, and the green corn
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Hath rotted ere his youth attain'd a beard;
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The fold stands empty in the drowned field,
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And crows are fatted with the murrion flock;
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The nine men's morris is fill'd up with mud,
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And the quaint mazes in the wanton green
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For lack of tread are undistinguishable:
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The human mortals want their winter here;
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No night is now with hymn or carol blest:
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Therefore the moon, the governess of floods,
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Pale in her anger, washes all the air,
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That rheumatic diseases do abound:
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And thorough this distemperature we see
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The seasons alter: hoary-headed frosts
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Far in the fresh lap of the crimson rose,
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And on old Hiems' thin and icy crown
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An odorous chaplet of sweet summer buds
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Is, as in mockery, set: the spring, the summer,
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The childing autumn, angry winter, change
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Their wonted liveries, and the mazed world,
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By their increase, now knows not which is which:
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And this same progeny of evils comes
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From our debate, from our dissension;
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We are their parents and original.
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OBERON
Do you amend it then; it lies in you:
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Why should Titania cross her Oberon?
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I do but beg a little changeling boy,
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To be my henchman.
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TITANIA
Set your heart at rest:
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The fairy land buys not the child of me.
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His mother was a votaress of my order:
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And, in the spiced Indian air, by night,
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Full often hath she gossip'd by my side,
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And sat with me on Neptune's yellow sands,
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Marking the embarked traders on the flood,
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When we have laugh'd to see the sails conceive
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And grow big-bellied with the wanton wind;
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Which she, with pretty and with swimming gait
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Following,--her womb then rich with my young squire,--
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Would imitate, and sail upon the land,
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To fetch me trifles, and return again,
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As from a voyage, rich with merchandise.
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But she, being mortal, of that boy did die;
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And for her sake do I rear up her boy,
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And for her sake I will not part with him.
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OBERON
How long within this wood intend you stay?
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TITANIA
Perchance till after Theseus' wedding-day.
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If you will patiently dance in our round
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And see our moonlight revels, go with us;
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If not, shun me, and I will spare your haunts.
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OBERON
Give me that boy, and I will go with thee.
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TITANIA
Not for thy fairy kingdom. Fairies, away!
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We shall chide downright, if I longer stay.
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Exit TITANIA with her train

OBERON
Well, go thy way: thou shalt not from this grove
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Till I torment thee for this injury.
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My gentle Puck, come hither. Thou rememberest
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Since once I sat upon a promontory,
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And heard a mermaid on a dolphin's back
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Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath
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That the rude sea grew civil at her song
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And certain stars shot madly from their spheres,
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To hear the sea-maid's music.
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PUCK
I remember.
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OBERON
That very time I saw, but thou couldst not,
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Flying between the cold moon and the earth,
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Cupid all arm'd: a certain aim he took
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At a fair vestal throned by the west,
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And loosed his love-shaft smartly from his bow,
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As it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts;
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But I might see young Cupid's fiery shaft
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Quench'd in the chaste beams of the watery moon,
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And the imperial votaress passed on,
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In maiden meditation, fancy-free.
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Yet mark'd I where the bolt of Cupid fell:
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It fell upon a little western flower,
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Before milk-white, now purple with love's wound,
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And maidens call it love-in-idleness.
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Fetch me that flower; the herb I shew'd thee once:
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The juice of it on sleeping eye-lids laid
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Will make or man or woman madly dote
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Upon the next live creature that it sees.
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Fetch me this herb; and be thou here again
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Ere the leviathan can swim a league.
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PUCK
I'll put a girdle round about the earth
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In forty minutes.
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Exit

OBERON
Having once this juice,
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I'll watch Titania when she is asleep,
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And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
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The next thing then she waking looks upon,
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Be it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull,
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On meddling monkey, or on busy ape,
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She shall pursue it with the soul of love:
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And ere I take this charm from off her sight,
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As I can take it with another herb,
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I'll make her render up her page to me.
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But who comes here? I am invisible;
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And I will overhear their conference.
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Enter DEMETRIUS, HELENA, following him

DEMETRIUS
I love thee not, therefore pursue me not.
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Where is Lysander and fair Hermia?
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The one I'll slay, the other slayeth me.
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Thou told'st me they were stolen unto this wood;
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And here am I, and wode within this wood,
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Because I cannot meet my Hermia.
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Hence, get thee gone, and follow me no more.
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HELENA
You draw me, you hard-hearted adamant;
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But yet you draw not iron, for my heart
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Is true as steel: leave you your power to draw,
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And I shall have no power to follow you.
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DEMETRIUS
Do I entice you? do I speak you fair?
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Or, rather, do I not in plainest truth
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Tell you, I do not, nor I cannot love you?
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HELENA
And even for that do I love you the more.
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I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
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The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
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Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
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Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
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Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
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What worser place can I beg in your love,--
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And yet a place of high respect with me,--
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Than to be used as you use your dog?
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DEMETRIUS
Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit;
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For I am sick when I do look on thee.
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HELENA
And I am sick when I look not on you.
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DEMETRIUS
You do impeach your modesty too much,
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To leave the city and commit yourself
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Into the hands of one that loves you not;
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To trust the opportunity of night
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And the ill counsel of a desert place
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With the rich worth of your virginity.
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HELENA
Your virtue is my privilege: for that
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It is not night when I do see your face,
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Therefore I think I am not in the night;
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Nor doth this wood lack worlds of company,
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For you in my respect are all the world:
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Then how can it be said I am alone,
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When all the world is here to look on me?
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DEMETRIUS
I'll run from thee and hide me in the brakes,
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And leave thee to the mercy of wild beasts.
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HELENA
The wildest hath not such a heart as you.
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Run when you will, the story shall be changed:
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Apollo flies, and Daphne holds the chase;
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The dove pursues the griffin; the mild hind
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Makes speed to catch the tiger; bootless speed,
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When cowardice pursues and valour flies.
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DEMETRIUS
I will not stay thy questions; let me go:
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Or, if thou follow me, do not believe
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But I shall do thee mischief in the wood.
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HELENA
Ay, in the temple, in the town, the field,
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You do me mischief. Fie, Demetrius!
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Your wrongs do set a scandal on my sex:
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We cannot fight for love, as men may do;
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We should be wood and were not made to woo.
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I'll follow thee and make a heaven of hell,
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To die upon the hand I love so well.
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Exit

OBERON
Fare thee well, nymph: ere he do leave this grove,
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Thou shalt fly him and he shall seek thy love.
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Hast thou the flower there? Welcome, wanderer.
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PUCK
Ay, there it is.
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OBERON
I pray thee, give it me.
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I know a bank where the wild thyme blows,
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Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows,
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Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,
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With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine:
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There sleeps Titania sometime of the night,
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Lull'd in these flowers with dances and delight;
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And there the snake throws her enamell'd skin,
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Weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in:
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And with the juice of this I'll streak her eyes,
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And make her full of hateful fantasies.
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Take thou some of it, and seek through this grove:
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A sweet Athenian lady is in love
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With a disdainful youth: anoint his eyes;
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But do it when the next thing he espies
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May be the lady: thou shalt know the man
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By the Athenian garments he hath on.
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Effect it with some care, that he may prove
Link: 2.1.270
More fond on her than she upon her love:
Link: 2.1.271
And look thou meet me ere the first cock crow.
Link: 2.1.272

PUCK
Fear not, my lord, your servant shall do so.
Link: 2.1.273

Exeunt

SCENE II. Another part of the wood.

Scene 2 of Act 2 takes place in the forest at night. Titania, the queen of fairies, is sleeping on a bed of flowers while her fairy attendants watch over her. Oberon, the king of fairies, enters and orders his mischievous servant, Puck, to fetch a magical flower called love-in-idleness.

Oberon plans to use the flower's juice to make Titania fall in love with the first creature she sees when she wakes up. He hopes this will distract her from a dispute they have been having over a changeling boy. Puck leaves to find the flower.

While Puck is away, Demetrius and Helena, two humans who have become lost in the forest, enter the scene. Demetrius is under a spell that makes him love Helena, but she thinks he is mocking her and tries to run away. Demetrius follows her, and Oberon, who has overheard their conversation, decides to use the love-in-idleness flower on them as well.

When Puck returns with the flower, Oberon tells him to use it on Demetrius. However, Puck accidentally puts the juice on the eyes of Lysander, who is also lost in the forest with his love Hermia. When Lysander wakes up and sees Helena, he falls madly in love with her and starts to chase her. Hermia wakes up and is devastated to see her lover chasing another woman.

Confusion and chaos ensue as the four mortals run around the forest, with Lysander and Demetrius both in love with Helena and Hermia feeling betrayed. Meanwhile, Oberon uses the confusion to take the changeling boy from Titania, and Puck tries to fix his mistake by putting the juice on Demetrius's eyes as well. Eventually, all the lovers fall asleep in the forest, and the fairies come out to play and sing.

Enter TITANIA, with her train

TITANIA
Come, now a roundel and a fairy song;
Link: 2.2.1
Then, for the third part of a minute, hence;
Link: 2.2.2
Some to kill cankers in the musk-rose buds,
Link: 2.2.3
Some war with rere-mice for their leathern wings,
Link: 2.2.4
To make my small elves coats, and some keep back
Link: 2.2.5
The clamorous owl that nightly hoots and wonders
Link: 2.2.6
At our quaint spirits. Sing me now asleep;
Link: 2.2.7
Then to your offices and let me rest.
Link: 2.2.8
You spotted snakes with double tongue,
Link: 2.2.9
Thorny hedgehogs, be not seen;
Link: 2.2.10
Newts and blind-worms, do no wrong,
Link: 2.2.11
Come not near our fairy queen.
Link: 2.2.12
Philomel, with melody
Link: 2.2.13
Sing in our sweet lullaby;
Link: 2.2.14
Lulla, lulla, lullaby, lulla, lulla, lullaby:
Link: 2.2.15
Never harm,
Link: 2.2.16
Nor spell nor charm,
Link: 2.2.17
Come our lovely lady nigh;
Link: 2.2.18
So, good night, with lullaby.
Link: 2.2.19
Weaving spiders, come not here;
Link: 2.2.20
Hence, you long-legg'd spinners, hence!
Link: 2.2.21
Beetles black, approach not near;
Link: 2.2.22
Worm nor snail, do no offence.
Link: 2.2.23
Philomel, with melody, c.
Link: 2.2.24

Fairy
Hence, away! now all is well:
Link: 2.2.25
One aloof stand sentinel.
Link: 2.2.26

Exeunt Fairies. TITANIA sleeps

Enter OBERON and squeezes the flower on TITANIA's eyelids

OBERON
What thou seest when thou dost wake,
Link: 2.2.27
Do it for thy true-love take,
Link: 2.2.28
Love and languish for his sake:
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Be it ounce, or cat, or bear,
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Pard, or boar with bristled hair,
Link: 2.2.31
In thy eye that shall appear
Link: 2.2.32
When thou wakest, it is thy dear:
Link: 2.2.33
Wake when some vile thing is near.
Link: 2.2.34

Exit

Enter LYSANDER and HERMIA

LYSANDER
Fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood;
Link: 2.2.35
And to speak troth, I have forgot our way:
Link: 2.2.36
We'll rest us, Hermia, if you think it good,
Link: 2.2.37
And tarry for the comfort of the day.
Link: 2.2.38

HERMIA
Be it so, Lysander: find you out a bed;
Link: 2.2.39
For I upon this bank will rest my head.
Link: 2.2.40

LYSANDER
One turf shall serve as pillow for us both;
Link: 2.2.41
One heart, one bed, two bosoms and one troth.
Link: 2.2.42

HERMIA
Nay, good Lysander; for my sake, my dear,
Link: 2.2.43
Lie further off yet, do not lie so near.
Link: 2.2.44

LYSANDER
O, take the sense, sweet, of my innocence!
Link: 2.2.45
Love takes the meaning in love's conference.
Link: 2.2.46
I mean, that my heart unto yours is knit
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So that but one heart we can make of it;
Link: 2.2.48
Two bosoms interchained with an oath;
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So then two bosoms and a single troth.
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Then by your side no bed-room me deny;
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For lying so, Hermia, I do not lie.
Link: 2.2.52

HERMIA
Lysander riddles very prettily:
Link: 2.2.53
Now much beshrew my manners and my pride,
Link: 2.2.54
If Hermia meant to say Lysander lied.
Link: 2.2.55
But, gentle friend, for love and courtesy
Link: 2.2.56
Lie further off; in human modesty,
Link: 2.2.57
Such separation as may well be said
Link: 2.2.58
Becomes a virtuous bachelor and a maid,
Link: 2.2.59
So far be distant; and, good night, sweet friend:
Link: 2.2.60
Thy love ne'er alter till thy sweet life end!
Link: 2.2.61

LYSANDER
Amen, amen, to that fair prayer, say I;
Link: 2.2.62
And then end life when I end loyalty!
Link: 2.2.63
Here is my bed: sleep give thee all his rest!
Link: 2.2.64

HERMIA
With half that wish the wisher's eyes be press'd!
Link: 2.2.65

They sleep

Enter PUCK

PUCK
Through the forest have I gone.
Link: 2.2.66
But Athenian found I none,
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On whose eyes I might approve
Link: 2.2.68
This flower's force in stirring love.
Link: 2.2.69
Night and silence.--Who is here?
Link: 2.2.70
Weeds of Athens he doth wear:
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This is he, my master said,
Link: 2.2.72
Despised the Athenian maid;
Link: 2.2.73
And here the maiden, sleeping sound,
Link: 2.2.74
On the dank and dirty ground.
Link: 2.2.75
Pretty soul! she durst not lie
Link: 2.2.76
Near this lack-love, this kill-courtesy.
Link: 2.2.77
Churl, upon thy eyes I throw
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All the power this charm doth owe.
Link: 2.2.79
When thou wakest, let love forbid
Link: 2.2.80
Sleep his seat on thy eyelid:
Link: 2.2.81
So awake when I am gone;
Link: 2.2.82
For I must now to Oberon.
Link: 2.2.83

Exit

Enter DEMETRIUS and HELENA, running

HELENA
Stay, though thou kill me, sweet Demetrius.
Link: 2.2.84

DEMETRIUS
I charge thee, hence, and do not haunt me thus.
Link: 2.2.85

HELENA
O, wilt thou darkling leave me? do not so.
Link: 2.2.86

DEMETRIUS
Stay, on thy peril: I alone will go.
Link: 2.2.87

Exit

HELENA
O, I am out of breath in this fond chase!
Link: 2.2.88
The more my prayer, the lesser is my grace.
Link: 2.2.89
Happy is Hermia, wheresoe'er she lies;
Link: 2.2.90
For she hath blessed and attractive eyes.
Link: 2.2.91
How came her eyes so bright? Not with salt tears:
Link: 2.2.92
If so, my eyes are oftener wash'd than hers.
Link: 2.2.93
No, no, I am as ugly as a bear;
Link: 2.2.94
For beasts that meet me run away for fear:
Link: 2.2.95
Therefore no marvel though Demetrius
Link: 2.2.96
Do, as a monster fly my presence thus.
Link: 2.2.97
What wicked and dissembling glass of mine
Link: 2.2.98
Made me compare with Hermia's sphery eyne?
Link: 2.2.99
But who is here? Lysander! on the ground!
Link: 2.2.100
Dead? or asleep? I see no blood, no wound.
Link: 2.2.101
Lysander if you live, good sir, awake.
Link: 2.2.102

LYSANDER
(Awaking) And run through fire I will for thy sweet sake.
Link: 2.2.103
Transparent Helena! Nature shows art,
Link: 2.2.104
That through thy bosom makes me see thy heart.
Link: 2.2.105
Where is Demetrius? O, how fit a word
Link: 2.2.106
Is that vile name to perish on my sword!
Link: 2.2.107

HELENA
Do not say so, Lysander; say not so
Link: 2.2.108
What though he love your Hermia? Lord, what though?
Link: 2.2.109
Yet Hermia still loves you: then be content.
Link: 2.2.110

LYSANDER
Content with Hermia! No; I do repent
Link: 2.2.111
The tedious minutes I with her have spent.
Link: 2.2.112
Not Hermia but Helena I love:
Link: 2.2.113
Who will not change a raven for a dove?
Link: 2.2.114
The will of man is by his reason sway'd;
Link: 2.2.115
And reason says you are the worthier maid.
Link: 2.2.116
Things growing are not ripe until their season
Link: 2.2.117
So I, being young, till now ripe not to reason;
Link: 2.2.118
And touching now the point of human skill,
Link: 2.2.119
Reason becomes the marshal to my will
Link: 2.2.120
And leads me to your eyes, where I o'erlook
Link: 2.2.121
Love's stories written in love's richest book.
Link: 2.2.122

HELENA
Wherefore was I to this keen mockery born?
Link: 2.2.123
When at your hands did I deserve this scorn?
Link: 2.2.124
Is't not enough, is't not enough, young man,
Link: 2.2.125
That I did never, no, nor never can,
Link: 2.2.126
Deserve a sweet look from Demetrius' eye,
Link: 2.2.127
But you must flout my insufficiency?
Link: 2.2.128
Good troth, you do me wrong, good sooth, you do,
Link: 2.2.129
In such disdainful manner me to woo.
Link: 2.2.130
But fare you well: perforce I must confess
Link: 2.2.131
I thought you lord of more true gentleness.
Link: 2.2.132
O, that a lady, of one man refused.
Link: 2.2.133
Should of another therefore be abused!
Link: 2.2.134

Exit

LYSANDER
She sees not Hermia. Hermia, sleep thou there:
Link: 2.2.135
And never mayst thou come Lysander near!
Link: 2.2.136
For as a surfeit of the sweetest things
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The deepest loathing to the stomach brings,
Link: 2.2.138
Or as tie heresies that men do leave
Link: 2.2.139
Are hated most of those they did deceive,
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So thou, my surfeit and my heresy,
Link: 2.2.141
Of all be hated, but the most of me!
Link: 2.2.142
And, all my powers, address your love and might
Link: 2.2.143
To honour Helen and to be her knight!
Link: 2.2.144

Exit

HERMIA
(Awaking) Help me, Lysander, help me! do thy best
Link: 2.2.145
To pluck this crawling serpent from my breast!
Link: 2.2.146
Ay me, for pity! what a dream was here!
Link: 2.2.147
Lysander, look how I do quake with fear:
Link: 2.2.148
Methought a serpent eat my heart away,
Link: 2.2.149
And you sat smiling at his cruel pray.
Link: 2.2.150
Lysander! what, removed? Lysander! lord!
Link: 2.2.151
What, out of hearing? gone? no sound, no word?
Link: 2.2.152
Alack, where are you speak, an if you hear;
Link: 2.2.153
Speak, of all loves! I swoon almost with fear.
Link: 2.2.154
No? then I well perceive you all not nigh
Link: 2.2.155
Either death or you I'll find immediately.
Link: 2.2.156

Exit

Act III

Act 3 of A Midsummer Night's Dream is a significant turning point in the play's plot as it marks the climax of the story. The act begins with the fairy queen Titania falling in love with Bottom, who has been transformed into a donkey by the mischievous Puck. Meanwhile, the Athenian lovers continue to wander through the woods, with their relationships becoming increasingly complicated.

As the night progresses, the fairy king Oberon becomes increasingly frustrated with the chaos that has ensued due to Puck's meddling. He decides to intervene and casts a spell on his queen, causing her to fall asleep and forget about her love for Bottom. He then instructs Puck to fix the lovers' relationships by using the magical flower to make them fall in love with the right people.

However, the plan goes awry when Puck accidentally uses the flower on the wrong people, causing a hilarious mix-up of love affairs. Hermia falls in love with Lysander, who is now in love with Helena, who is still in love with Demetrius. The four lovers engage in a chaotic argument, with insults and accusations flying in every direction.

At this point, Bottom wakes up from his donkey-induced slumber and returns to his human form. He is left confused and disoriented, with no memory of his time as a donkey. The act ends with the lovers and the fairies coming to a truce, and with Bottom and his fellow actors rehearsing their play within the play, which is set to be performed for the Duke of Athens' wedding.

SCENE I. The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.

In Scene 1 of Act 3, a group of craftsmen, who call themselves the "mechanicals," gather in the woods to rehearse a play they plan to perform at the upcoming wedding of Theseus and Hippolyta. The play is called "Pyramus and Thisbe," and the craftsmen play various roles, including a lion, a wall, and the two main characters.

As they rehearse, the mischievous fairy Puck, who serves the fairy king Oberon, overhears their conversation and decides to play a prank on them. He uses his magic to transform one of the craftsmen, Bottom, into a donkey. When the other craftsmen notice Bottom's transformation, they become frightened and run away, leaving Bottom alone in the woods.

Meanwhile, the fairy queen Titania, who has been given a love potion by Oberon, wakes up and sees Bottom in his donkey form. She falls in love with him and begins to dote on him, much to the confusion and amusement of Bottom.

The scene ends with Puck reporting back to Oberon about the success of his prank, and the fairy king's delight at the chaos he has caused among the mortals and fairies alike.

Enter QUINCE, SNUG, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING

BOTTOM
Are we all met?
Link: 3.1.1

QUINCE
Pat, pat; and here's a marvellous convenient place
Link: 3.1.2
for our rehearsal. This green plot shall be our
Link: 3.1.3
stage, this hawthorn-brake our tiring-house; and we
Link: 3.1.4
will do it in action as we will do it before the duke.
Link: 3.1.5

BOTTOM
Peter Quince,--
Link: 3.1.6

QUINCE
What sayest thou, bully Bottom?
Link: 3.1.7

BOTTOM
There are things in this comedy of Pyramus and
Link: 3.1.8
Thisby that will never please. First, Pyramus must
Link: 3.1.9
draw a sword to kill himself; which the ladies
Link: 3.1.10
cannot abide. How answer you that?
Link: 3.1.11

SNOUT
By'r lakin, a parlous fear.
Link: 3.1.12

STARVELING
I believe we must leave the killing out, when all is done.
Link: 3.1.13

BOTTOM
Not a whit: I have a device to make all well.
Link: 3.1.14
Write me a prologue; and let the prologue seem to
Link: 3.1.15
say, we will do no harm with our swords, and that
Link: 3.1.16
Pyramus is not killed indeed; and, for the more
Link: 3.1.17
better assurance, tell them that I, Pyramus, am not
Link: 3.1.18
Pyramus, but Bottom the weaver: this will put them
Link: 3.1.19
out of fear.
Link: 3.1.20

QUINCE
Well, we will have such a prologue; and it shall be
Link: 3.1.21
written in eight and six.
Link: 3.1.22

BOTTOM
No, make it two more; let it be written in eight and eight.
Link: 3.1.23

SNOUT
Will not the ladies be afeard of the lion?
Link: 3.1.24

STARVELING
I fear it, I promise you.
Link: 3.1.25

BOTTOM
Masters, you ought to consider with yourselves: to
Link: 3.1.26
bring in--God shield us!--a lion among ladies, is a
Link: 3.1.27
most dreadful thing; for there is not a more fearful
Link: 3.1.28
wild-fowl than your lion living; and we ought to
Link: 3.1.29
look to 't.
Link: 3.1.30

SNOUT
Therefore another prologue must tell he is not a lion.
Link: 3.1.31

BOTTOM
Nay, you must name his name, and half his face must
Link: 3.1.32
be seen through the lion's neck: and he himself
Link: 3.1.33
must speak through, saying thus, or to the same
Link: 3.1.34
defect,--'Ladies,'--or 'Fair-ladies--I would wish
Link: 3.1.35
You,'--or 'I would request you,'--or 'I would
Link: 3.1.36
entreat you,--not to fear, not to tremble: my life
Link: 3.1.37
for yours. If you think I come hither as a lion, it
Link: 3.1.38
were pity of my life: no I am no such thing; I am a
Link: 3.1.39
man as other men are;' and there indeed let him name
Link: 3.1.40
his name, and tell them plainly he is Snug the joiner.
Link: 3.1.41

QUINCE
Well it shall be so. But there is two hard things;
Link: 3.1.42
that is, to bring the moonlight into a chamber; for,
Link: 3.1.43
you know, Pyramus and Thisby meet by moonlight.
Link: 3.1.44

SNOUT
Doth the moon shine that night we play our play?
Link: 3.1.45

BOTTOM
A calendar, a calendar! look in the almanac; find
Link: 3.1.46
out moonshine, find out moonshine.
Link: 3.1.47

QUINCE
Yes, it doth shine that night.
Link: 3.1.48

BOTTOM
Why, then may you leave a casement of the great
Link: 3.1.49
chamber window, where we play, open, and the moon
Link: 3.1.50
may shine in at the casement.
Link: 3.1.51

QUINCE
Ay; or else one must come in with a bush of thorns
Link: 3.1.52
and a lanthorn, and say he comes to disfigure, or to
Link: 3.1.53
present, the person of Moonshine. Then, there is
Link: 3.1.54
another thing: we must have a wall in the great
Link: 3.1.55
chamber; for Pyramus and Thisby says the story, did
Link: 3.1.56
talk through the chink of a wall.
Link: 3.1.57

SNOUT
You can never bring in a wall. What say you, Bottom?
Link: 3.1.58

BOTTOM
Some man or other must present Wall: and let him
Link: 3.1.59
have some plaster, or some loam, or some rough-cast
Link: 3.1.60
about him, to signify wall; and let him hold his
Link: 3.1.61
fingers thus, and through that cranny shall Pyramus
Link: 3.1.62
and Thisby whisper.
Link: 3.1.63

QUINCE
If that may be, then all is well. Come, sit down,
Link: 3.1.64
every mother's son, and rehearse your parts.
Link: 3.1.65
Pyramus, you begin: when you have spoken your
Link: 3.1.66
speech, enter into that brake: and so every one
Link: 3.1.67
according to his cue.
Link: 3.1.68

Enter PUCK behind

PUCK
What hempen home-spuns have we swaggering here,
Link: 3.1.69
So near the cradle of the fairy queen?
Link: 3.1.70
What, a play toward! I'll be an auditor;
Link: 3.1.71
An actor too, perhaps, if I see cause.
Link: 3.1.72

QUINCE
Speak, Pyramus. Thisby, stand forth.
Link: 3.1.73

BOTTOM
Thisby, the flowers of odious savours sweet,--
Link: 3.1.74

QUINCE
Odours, odours.
Link: 3.1.75

BOTTOM
--odours savours sweet:
Link: 3.1.76
So hath thy breath, my dearest Thisby dear.
Link: 3.1.77
But hark, a voice! stay thou but here awhile,
Link: 3.1.78
And by and by I will to thee appear.
Link: 3.1.79

Exit

PUCK
A stranger Pyramus than e'er played here.
Link: 3.1.80

Exit

FLUTE
Must I speak now?
Link: 3.1.81

QUINCE
Ay, marry, must you; for you must understand he goes
Link: 3.1.82
but to see a noise that he heard, and is to come again.
Link: 3.1.83

FLUTE
Most radiant Pyramus, most lily-white of hue,
Link: 3.1.84
Of colour like the red rose on triumphant brier,
Link: 3.1.85
Most brisky juvenal and eke most lovely Jew,
Link: 3.1.86
As true as truest horse that yet would never tire,
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I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb.
Link: 3.1.88

QUINCE
'Ninus' tomb,' man: why, you must not speak that
Link: 3.1.89
yet; that you answer to Pyramus: you speak all your
Link: 3.1.90
part at once, cues and all Pyramus enter: your cue
Link: 3.1.91
is past; it is, 'never tire.'
Link: 3.1.92

FLUTE
O,--As true as truest horse, that yet would
Link: 3.1.93
never tire.
Link: 3.1.94

Re-enter PUCK, and BOTTOM with an ass's head

BOTTOM
If I were fair, Thisby, I were only thine.
Link: 3.1.95

QUINCE
O monstrous! O strange! we are haunted. Pray,
Link: 3.1.96
masters! fly, masters! Help!
Link: 3.1.97

Exeunt QUINCE, SNUG, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING

PUCK
I'll follow you, I'll lead you about a round,
Link: 3.1.98
Through bog, through bush, through brake, through brier:
Link: 3.1.99
Sometime a horse I'll be, sometime a hound,
Link: 3.1.100
A hog, a headless bear, sometime a fire;
Link: 3.1.101
And neigh, and bark, and grunt, and roar, and burn,
Link: 3.1.102
Like horse, hound, hog, bear, fire, at every turn.
Link: 3.1.103

Exit

BOTTOM
Why do they run away? this is a knavery of them to
Link: 3.1.104
make me afeard.
Link: 3.1.105

Re-enter SNOUT

SNOUT
O Bottom, thou art changed! what do I see on thee?
Link: 3.1.106

BOTTOM
What do you see? you see an asshead of your own, do
Link: 3.1.107

Exit SNOUT

Re-enter QUINCE

QUINCE
Bless thee, Bottom! bless thee! thou art
Link: 3.1.109
translated.
Link: 3.1.110

Exit

BOTTOM
I see their knavery: this is to make an ass of me;
Link: 3.1.111
to fright me, if they could. But I will not stir
Link: 3.1.112
from this place, do what they can: I will walk up
Link: 3.1.113
and down here, and I will sing, that they shall hear
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I am not afraid.
Link: 3.1.115
The ousel cock so black of hue,
Link: 3.1.116
With orange-tawny bill,
Link: 3.1.117
The throstle with his note so true,
Link: 3.1.118
The wren with little quill,--
Link: 3.1.119

TITANIA
(Awaking) What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
Link: 3.1.120

BOTTOM
The finch, the sparrow and the lark,
Link: 3.1.122
The plain-song cuckoo gray,
Link: 3.1.123
Whose note full many a man doth mark,
Link: 3.1.124
And dares not answer nay;--
Link: 3.1.125
for, indeed, who would set his wit to so foolish
Link: 3.1.126
a bird? who would give a bird the lie, though he cry
Link: 3.1.127
'cuckoo' never so?
Link: 3.1.128

TITANIA
I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again:
Link: 3.1.129
Mine ear is much enamour'd of thy note;
Link: 3.1.130
So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape;
Link: 3.1.131
And thy fair virtue's force perforce doth move me
Link: 3.1.132
On the first view to say, to swear, I love thee.
Link: 3.1.133

BOTTOM
Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason
Link: 3.1.134
for that: and yet, to say the truth, reason and
Link: 3.1.135
love keep little company together now-a-days; the
Link: 3.1.136
more the pity that some honest neighbours will not
Link: 3.1.137
make them friends. Nay, I can gleek upon occasion.
Link: 3.1.138

TITANIA
Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful.
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BOTTOM
Not so, neither: but if I had wit enough to get out
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of this wood, I have enough to serve mine own turn.
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TITANIA
Out of this wood do not desire to go:
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Thou shalt remain here, whether thou wilt or no.
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I am a spirit of no common rate;
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The summer still doth tend upon my state;
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And I do love thee: therefore, go with me;
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I'll give thee fairies to attend on thee,
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And they shall fetch thee jewels from the deep,
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And sing while thou on pressed flowers dost sleep;
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And I will purge thy mortal grossness so
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That thou shalt like an airy spirit go.
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Peaseblossom! Cobweb! Moth! and Mustardseed!
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Enter PEASEBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH, and MUSTARDSEED

PEASEBLOSSOM

COBWEB

MOTH

MUSTARDSEED

ALL
Where shall we go?
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TITANIA
Be kind and courteous to this gentleman;
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Hop in his walks and gambol in his eyes;
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Feed him with apricocks and dewberries,
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With purple grapes, green figs, and mulberries;
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The honey-bags steal from the humble-bees,
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And for night-tapers crop their waxen thighs
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And light them at the fiery glow-worm's eyes,
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To have my love to bed and to arise;
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And pluck the wings from Painted butterflies
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To fan the moonbeams from his sleeping eyes:
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Nod to him, elves, and do him courtesies.
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PEASEBLOSSOM
Hail, mortal!
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COBWEB

MOTH

MUSTARDSEED

BOTTOM
I cry your worship's mercy, heartily: I beseech your
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worship's name.
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COBWEB

BOTTOM
I shall desire you of more acquaintance, good Master
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Cobweb: if I cut my finger, I shall make bold with
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you. Your name, honest gentleman?
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PEASEBLOSSOM
Peaseblossom.
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BOTTOM
I pray you, commend me to Mistress Squash, your
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mother, and to Master Peascod, your father. Good
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Master Peaseblossom, I shall desire you of more
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acquaintance too. Your name, I beseech you, sir?
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MUSTARDSEED
Mustardseed.
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BOTTOM
Good Master Mustardseed, I know your patience well:
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that same cowardly, giant-like ox-beef hath
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devoured many a gentleman of your house: I promise
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you your kindred had made my eyes water ere now. I
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desire your more acquaintance, good Master
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Mustardseed.
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TITANIA
Come, wait upon him; lead him to my bower.
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The moon methinks looks with a watery eye;
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And when she weeps, weeps every little flower,
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Lamenting some enforced chastity.
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Tie up my love's tongue bring him silently.
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Exeunt

SCENE II. Another part of the wood.

Scene 2 of Act 3 of A Midsummer Night's Dream takes place in the woods and focuses on the quarrel and reconciliation between the fairy queen, Titania, and her fairy king, Oberon.

Oberon is furious with Titania for refusing to give him the changeling child she has been caring for. He accuses her of being unfaithful and neglectful of her duties. In response, Titania accuses Oberon of being jealous and petty, and reminds him of their past romantic relationships.

As the argument continues, Oberon decides to use a magical flower to make Titania fall in love with the first creature she sees upon waking up. He orders his mischievous servant, Puck, to find a young Athenian man named Demetrius and use the flower on him.

Meanwhile, a group of amateur actors, including a weaver named Bottom, are rehearsing a play in the woods. Puck decides to play a trick on them by transforming Bottom's head into that of a donkey. When Titania wakes up and sees Bottom, she immediately falls in love with him and lavishes him with attention and affection.

Despite his initial satisfaction with the trick, Oberon eventually regrets his actions and decides to undo the spell. He also resolves his issues with Titania and the two reconcile. Demetrius, who has been put under a separate love spell by Puck, also eventually falls in love with his intended target, Helena.

Enter OBERON

OBERON
I wonder if Titania be awaked;
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Then, what it was that next came in her eye,
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Which she must dote on in extremity.
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Here comes my messenger.
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How now, mad spirit!
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What night-rule now about this haunted grove?
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PUCK
My mistress with a monster is in love.
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Near to her close and consecrated bower,
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While she was in her dull and sleeping hour,
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A crew of patches, rude mechanicals,
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That work for bread upon Athenian stalls,
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Were met together to rehearse a play
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Intended for great Theseus' nuptial-day.
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The shallowest thick-skin of that barren sort,
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Who Pyramus presented, in their sport
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Forsook his scene and enter'd in a brake
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When I did him at this advantage take,
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An ass's nole I fixed on his head:
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Anon his Thisbe must be answered,
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And forth my mimic comes. When they him spy,
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As wild geese that the creeping fowler eye,
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Or russet-pated choughs, many in sort,
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Rising and cawing at the gun's report,
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Sever themselves and madly sweep the sky,
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So, at his sight, away his fellows fly;
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And, at our stamp, here o'er and o'er one falls;
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He murder cries and help from Athens calls.
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Their sense thus weak, lost with their fears
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thus strong,
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Made senseless things begin to do them wrong;
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For briers and thorns at their apparel snatch;
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Some sleeves, some hats, from yielders all
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things catch.
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I led them on in this distracted fear,
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And left sweet Pyramus translated there:
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When in that moment, so it came to pass,
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Titania waked and straightway loved an ass.
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OBERON
This falls out better than I could devise.
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But hast thou yet latch'd the Athenian's eyes
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With the love-juice, as I did bid thee do?
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PUCK
I took him sleeping,--that is finish'd too,--
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And the Athenian woman by his side:
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That, when he waked, of force she must be eyed.
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Enter HERMIA and DEMETRIUS

OBERON
Stand close: this is the same Athenian.
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PUCK
This is the woman, but not this the man.
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DEMETRIUS
O, why rebuke you him that loves you so?
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Lay breath so bitter on your bitter foe.
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HERMIA
Now I but chide; but I should use thee worse,
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For thou, I fear, hast given me cause to curse,
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If thou hast slain Lysander in his sleep,
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Being o'er shoes in blood, plunge in the deep,
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And kill me too.
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The sun was not so true unto the day
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As he to me: would he have stolen away
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From sleeping Hermia? I'll believe as soon
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This whole earth may be bored and that the moon
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May through the centre creep and so displease
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Her brother's noontide with Antipodes.
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It cannot be but thou hast murder'd him;
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So should a murderer look, so dead, so grim.
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DEMETRIUS
So should the murder'd look, and so should I,
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Pierced through the heart with your stern cruelty:
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Yet you, the murderer, look as bright, as clear,
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As yonder Venus in her glimmering sphere.
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HERMIA
What's this to my Lysander? where is he?
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Ah, good Demetrius, wilt thou give him me?
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DEMETRIUS
I had rather give his carcass to my hounds.
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HERMIA
Out, dog! out, cur! thou drivest me past the bounds
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Of maiden's patience. Hast thou slain him, then?
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Henceforth be never number'd among men!
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O, once tell true, tell true, even for my sake!
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Durst thou have look'd upon him being awake,
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And hast thou kill'd him sleeping? O brave touch!
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Could not a worm, an adder, do so much?
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An adder did it; for with doubler tongue
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Than thine, thou serpent, never adder stung.
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DEMETRIUS
You spend your passion on a misprised mood:
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I am not guilty of Lysander's blood;
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Nor is he dead, for aught that I can tell.
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HERMIA
I pray thee, tell me then that he is well.
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DEMETRIUS
An if I could, what should I get therefore?
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HERMIA
A privilege never to see me more.
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And from thy hated presence part I so:
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See me no more, whether he be dead or no.
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Exit

DEMETRIUS
There is no following her in this fierce vein:
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Here therefore for a while I will remain.
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So sorrow's heaviness doth heavier grow
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For debt that bankrupt sleep doth sorrow owe:
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Which now in some slight measure it will pay,
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If for his tender here I make some stay.
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Lies down and sleeps

OBERON
What hast thou done? thou hast mistaken quite
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And laid the love-juice on some true-love's sight:
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Of thy misprision must perforce ensue
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Some true love turn'd and not a false turn'd true.
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PUCK
Then fate o'er-rules, that, one man holding troth,
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A million fail, confounding oath on oath.
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OBERON
About the wood go swifter than the wind,
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And Helena of Athens look thou find:
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All fancy-sick she is and pale of cheer,
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With sighs of love, that costs the fresh blood dear:
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By some illusion see thou bring her here:
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I'll charm his eyes against she do appear.
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PUCK
I go, I go; look how I go,
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Swifter than arrow from the Tartar's bow.
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Exit

OBERON
Flower of this purple dye,
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Hit with Cupid's archery,
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Sink in apple of his eye.
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When his love he doth espy,
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Let her shine as gloriously
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As the Venus of the sky.
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When thou wakest, if she be by,
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Beg of her for remedy.
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Re-enter PUCK

PUCK
Captain of our fairy band,
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Helena is here at hand;
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And the youth, mistook by me,
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Pleading for a lover's fee.
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Shall we their fond pageant see?
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
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OBERON
Stand aside: the noise they make
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Will cause Demetrius to awake.
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PUCK
Then will two at once woo one;
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That must needs be sport alone;
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And those things do best please me
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That befal preposterously.
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Enter LYSANDER and HELENA

LYSANDER
Why should you think that I should woo in scorn?
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Scorn and derision never come in tears:
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Look, when I vow, I weep; and vows so born,
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In their nativity all truth appears.
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How can these things in me seem scorn to you,
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Bearing the badge of faith, to prove them true?
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HELENA
You do advance your cunning more and more.
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When truth kills truth, O devilish-holy fray!
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These vows are Hermia's: will you give her o'er?
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Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh:
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Your vows to her and me, put in two scales,
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Will even weigh, and both as light as tales.
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LYSANDER
I had no judgment when to her I swore.
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HELENA
Nor none, in my mind, now you give her o'er.
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LYSANDER
Demetrius loves her, and he loves not you.
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DEMETRIUS
(Awaking) O Helena, goddess, nymph, perfect, divine!
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To what, my love, shall I compare thine eyne?
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Crystal is muddy. O, how ripe in show
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Thy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow!
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That pure congealed white, high Taurus snow,
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Fann'd with the eastern wind, turns to a crow
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When thou hold'st up thy hand: O, let me kiss
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This princess of pure white, this seal of bliss!
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HELENA
O spite! O hell! I see you all are bent
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To set against me for your merriment:
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If you we re civil and knew courtesy,
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You would not do me thus much injury.
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Can you not hate me, as I know you do,
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But you must join in souls to mock me too?
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If you were men, as men you are in show,
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You would not use a gentle lady so;
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To vow, and swear, and superpraise my parts,
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When I am sure you hate me with your hearts.
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You both are rivals, and love Hermia;
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And now both rivals, to mock Helena:
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A trim exploit, a manly enterprise,
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To conjure tears up in a poor maid's eyes
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With your derision! none of noble sort
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Would so offend a virgin, and extort
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A poor soul's patience, all to make you sport.
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LYSANDER
You are unkind, Demetrius; be not so;
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For you love Hermia; this you know I know:
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And here, with all good will, with all my heart,
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In Hermia's love I yield you up my part;
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And yours of Helena to me bequeath,
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Whom I do love and will do till my death.
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HELENA
Never did mockers waste more idle breath.
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DEMETRIUS
Lysander, keep thy Hermia; I will none:
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If e'er I loved her, all that love is gone.
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My heart to her but as guest-wise sojourn'd,
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And now to Helen is it home return'd,
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There to remain.
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LYSANDER
Helen, it is not so.
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DEMETRIUS
Disparage not the faith thou dost not know,
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Lest, to thy peril, thou aby it dear.
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Look, where thy love comes; yonder is thy dear.
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Re-enter HERMIA

HERMIA
Dark night, that from the eye his function takes,
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The ear more quick of apprehension makes;
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Wherein it doth impair the seeing sense,
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It pays the hearing double recompense.
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Thou art not by mine eye, Lysander, found;
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Mine ear, I thank it, brought me to thy sound
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But why unkindly didst thou leave me so?
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LYSANDER
Why should he stay, whom love doth press to go?
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HERMIA
What love could press Lysander from my side?
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LYSANDER
Lysander's love, that would not let him bide,
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Fair Helena, who more engilds the night
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Than all you fiery oes and eyes of light.
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Why seek'st thou me? could not this make thee know,
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The hate I bear thee made me leave thee so?
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HERMIA
You speak not as you think: it cannot be.
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HELENA
Lo, she is one of this confederacy!
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Now I perceive they have conjoin'd all three
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To fashion this false sport, in spite of me.
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Injurious Hermia! most ungrateful maid!
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Have you conspired, have you with these contrived
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To bait me with this foul derision?
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Is all the counsel that we two have shared,
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The sisters' vows, the hours that we have spent,
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When we have chid the hasty-footed time
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For parting us,--O, is it all forgot?
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All school-days' friendship, childhood innocence?
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We, Hermia, like two artificial gods,
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Have with our needles created both one flower,
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Both on one sampler, sitting on one cushion,
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Both warbling of one song, both in one key,
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As if our hands, our sides, voices and minds,
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Had been incorporate. So we grow together,
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Like to a double cherry, seeming parted,
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But yet an union in partition;
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Two lovely berries moulded on one stem;
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So, with two seeming bodies, but one heart;
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Two of the first, like coats in heraldry,
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Due but to one and crowned with one crest.
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And will you rent our ancient love asunder,
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To join with men in scorning your poor friend?
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It is not friendly, 'tis not maidenly:
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Our sex, as well as I, may chide you for it,
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Though I alone do feel the injury.
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HERMIA
I am amazed at your passionate words.
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I scorn you not: it seems that you scorn me.
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HELENA
Have you not set Lysander, as in scorn,
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To follow me and praise my eyes and face?
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And made your other love, Demetrius,
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Who even but now did spurn me with his foot,
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To call me goddess, nymph, divine and rare,
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Precious, celestial? Wherefore speaks he this
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To her he hates? and wherefore doth Lysander
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Deny your love, so rich within his soul,
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And tender me, forsooth, affection,
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But by your setting on, by your consent?
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What thought I be not so in grace as you,
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So hung upon with love, so fortunate,
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But miserable most, to love unloved?
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This you should pity rather than despise.
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HERNIA
I understand not what you mean by this.
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HELENA
Ay, do, persever, counterfeit sad looks,
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Make mouths upon me when I turn my back;
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Wink each at other; hold the sweet jest up:
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This sport, well carried, shall be chronicled.
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If you have any pity, grace, or manners,
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You would not make me such an argument.
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But fare ye well: 'tis partly my own fault;
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Which death or absence soon shall remedy.
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LYSANDER
Stay, gentle Helena; hear my excuse:
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My love, my life my soul, fair Helena!
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HELENA
O excellent!
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HERMIA
Sweet, do not scorn her so.
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DEMETRIUS
If she cannot entreat, I can compel.
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LYSANDER
Thou canst compel no more than she entreat:
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Thy threats have no more strength than her weak prayers.
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Helen, I love thee; by my life, I do:
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I swear by that which I will lose for thee,
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To prove him false that says I love thee not.
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DEMETRIUS
I say I love thee more than he can do.
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LYSANDER
If thou say so, withdraw, and prove it too.
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DEMETRIUS
Quick, come!
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HERMIA
Lysander, whereto tends all this?
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LYSANDER
Away, you Ethiope!
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DEMETRIUS
No, no; he'll
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Seem to break loose; take on as you would follow,
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But yet come not: you are a tame man, go!
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LYSANDER
Hang off, thou cat, thou burr! vile thing, let loose,
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Or I will shake thee from me like a serpent!
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HERMIA
Why are you grown so rude? what change is this?
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Sweet love,--
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LYSANDER
Thy love! out, tawny Tartar, out!
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Out, loathed medicine! hated potion, hence!
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HERMIA
Do you not jest?
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HELENA
Yes, sooth; and so do you.
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LYSANDER
Demetrius, I will keep my word with thee.
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DEMETRIUS
I would I had your bond, for I perceive
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A weak bond holds you: I'll not trust your word.
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LYSANDER
What, should I hurt her, strike her, kill her dead?
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Although I hate her, I'll not harm her so.
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HERMIA
What, can you do me greater harm than hate?
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Hate me! wherefore? O me! what news, my love!
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Am not I Hermia? are not you Lysander?
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I am as fair now as I was erewhile.
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Since night you loved me; yet since night you left
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Why, then you left me--O, the gods forbid!--
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In earnest, shall I say?
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LYSANDER
Ay, by my life;
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And never did desire to see thee more.
Link: 3.2.289
Therefore be out of hope, of question, of doubt;
Link: 3.2.290
Be certain, nothing truer; 'tis no jest
Link: 3.2.291
That I do hate thee and love Helena.
Link: 3.2.292

HERMIA
O me! you juggler! you canker-blossom!
Link: 3.2.293
You thief of love! what, have you come by night
Link: 3.2.294
And stolen my love's heart from him?
Link: 3.2.295

HELENA
Fine, i'faith!
Link: 3.2.296
Have you no modesty, no maiden shame,
Link: 3.2.297
No touch of bashfulness? What, will you tear
Link: 3.2.298
Impatient answers from my gentle tongue?
Link: 3.2.299
Fie, fie! you counterfeit, you puppet, you!
Link: 3.2.300

HERMIA
Puppet? why so? ay, that way goes the game.
Link: 3.2.301
Now I perceive that she hath made compare
Link: 3.2.302
Between our statures; she hath urged her height;
Link: 3.2.303
And with her personage, her tall personage,
Link: 3.2.304
Her height, forsooth, she hath prevail'd with him.
Link: 3.2.305
And are you grown so high in his esteem;
Link: 3.2.306
Because I am so dwarfish and so low?
Link: 3.2.307
How low am I, thou painted maypole? speak;
Link: 3.2.308
How low am I? I am not yet so low
Link: 3.2.309
But that my nails can reach unto thine eyes.
Link: 3.2.310

HELENA
I pray you, though you mock me, gentlemen,
Link: 3.2.311
Let her not hurt me: I was never curst;
Link: 3.2.312
I have no gift at all in shrewishness;
Link: 3.2.313
I am a right maid for my cowardice:
Link: 3.2.314
Let her not strike me. You perhaps may think,
Link: 3.2.315
Because she is something lower than myself,
Link: 3.2.316
That I can match her.
Link: 3.2.317

HERMIA
Lower! hark, again.
Link: 3.2.318

HELENA
Good Hermia, do not be so bitter with me.
Link: 3.2.319
I evermore did love you, Hermia,
Link: 3.2.320
Did ever keep your counsels, never wrong'd you;
Link: 3.2.321
Save that, in love unto Demetrius,
Link: 3.2.322
I told him of your stealth unto this wood.
Link: 3.2.323
He follow'd you; for love I follow'd him;
Link: 3.2.324
But he hath chid me hence and threaten'd me
Link: 3.2.325
To strike me, spurn me, nay, to kill me too:
Link: 3.2.326
And now, so you will let me quiet go,
Link: 3.2.327
To Athens will I bear my folly back
Link: 3.2.328
And follow you no further: let me go:
Link: 3.2.329
You see how simple and how fond I am.
Link: 3.2.330

HERMIA
Why, get you gone: who is't that hinders you?
Link: 3.2.331

HELENA
A foolish heart, that I leave here behind.
Link: 3.2.332

HERMIA
What, with Lysander?
Link: 3.2.333

HELENA
With Demetrius.
Link: 3.2.334

LYSANDER
Be not afraid; she shall not harm thee, Helena.
Link: 3.2.335

DEMETRIUS
No, sir, she shall not, though you take her part.
Link: 3.2.336

HELENA
O, when she's angry, she is keen and shrewd!
Link: 3.2.337
She was a vixen when she went to school;
Link: 3.2.338
And though she be but little, she is fierce.
Link: 3.2.339

HERMIA
'Little' again! nothing but 'low' and 'little'!
Link: 3.2.340
Why will you suffer her to flout me thus?
Link: 3.2.341
Let me come to her.
Link: 3.2.342

LYSANDER
Get you gone, you dwarf;
Link: 3.2.343
You minimus, of hindering knot-grass made;
Link: 3.2.344
You bead, you acorn.
Link: 3.2.345

DEMETRIUS
You are too officious
Link: 3.2.346
In her behalf that scorns your services.
Link: 3.2.347
Let her alone: speak not of Helena;
Link: 3.2.348
Take not her part; for, if thou dost intend
Link: 3.2.349
Never so little show of love to her,
Link: 3.2.350
Thou shalt aby it.
Link: 3.2.351

LYSANDER
Now she holds me not;
Link: 3.2.352
Now follow, if thou darest, to try whose right,
Link: 3.2.353
Of thine or mine, is most in Helena.
Link: 3.2.354

DEMETRIUS
Follow! nay, I'll go with thee, cheek by jole.
Link: 3.2.355

Exeunt LYSANDER and DEMETRIUS

HERMIA
You, mistress, all this coil is 'long of you:
Link: 3.2.356
Nay, go not back.
Link: 3.2.357

HELENA
I will not trust you, I,
Link: 3.2.358
Nor longer stay in your curst company.
Link: 3.2.359
Your hands than mine are quicker for a fray,
Link: 3.2.360
My legs are longer though, to run away.
Link: 3.2.361

Exit

HERMIA
I am amazed, and know not what to say.
Link: 3.2.362

Exit

OBERON
This is thy negligence: still thou mistakest,
Link: 3.2.363
Or else committ'st thy knaveries wilfully.
Link: 3.2.364

PUCK
Believe me, king of shadows, I mistook.
Link: 3.2.365
Did not you tell me I should know the man
Link: 3.2.366
By the Athenian garment be had on?
Link: 3.2.367
And so far blameless proves my enterprise,
Link: 3.2.368
That I have 'nointed an Athenian's eyes;
Link: 3.2.369
And so far am I glad it so did sort
Link: 3.2.370
As this their jangling I esteem a sport.
Link: 3.2.371

OBERON
Thou see'st these lovers seek a place to fight:
Link: 3.2.372
Hie therefore, Robin, overcast the night;
Link: 3.2.373
The starry welkin cover thou anon
Link: 3.2.374
With drooping fog as black as Acheron,
Link: 3.2.375
And lead these testy rivals so astray
Link: 3.2.376
As one come not within another's way.
Link: 3.2.377
Like to Lysander sometime frame thy tongue,
Link: 3.2.378
Then stir Demetrius up with bitter wrong;
Link: 3.2.379
And sometime rail thou like Demetrius;
Link: 3.2.380
And from each other look thou lead them thus,
Link: 3.2.381
Till o'er their brows death-counterfeiting sleep
Link: 3.2.382
With leaden legs and batty wings doth creep:
Link: 3.2.383
Then crush this herb into Lysander's eye;
Link: 3.2.384
Whose liquor hath this virtuous property,
Link: 3.2.385
To take from thence all error with his might,
Link: 3.2.386
And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight.
Link: 3.2.387
When they next wake, all this derision
Link: 3.2.388
Shall seem a dream and fruitless vision,
Link: 3.2.389
And back to Athens shall the lovers wend,
Link: 3.2.390
With league whose date till death shall never end.
Link: 3.2.391
Whiles I in this affair do thee employ,
Link: 3.2.392
I'll to my queen and beg her Indian boy;
Link: 3.2.393
And then I will her charmed eye release
Link: 3.2.394
From monster's view, and all things shall be peace.
Link: 3.2.395

PUCK
My fairy lord, this must be done with haste,
Link: 3.2.396
For night's swift dragons cut the clouds full fast,
Link: 3.2.397
And yonder shines Aurora's harbinger;
Link: 3.2.398
At whose approach, ghosts, wandering here and there,
Link: 3.2.399
Troop home to churchyards: damned spirits all,
Link: 3.2.400
That in crossways and floods have burial,
Link: 3.2.401
Already to their wormy beds are gone;
Link: 3.2.402
For fear lest day should look their shames upon,
Link: 3.2.403
They willfully themselves exile from light
Link: 3.2.404
And must for aye consort with black-brow'd night.
Link: 3.2.405

OBERON
But we are spirits of another sort:
Link: 3.2.406
I with the morning's love have oft made sport,
Link: 3.2.407
And, like a forester, the groves may tread,
Link: 3.2.408
Even till the eastern gate, all fiery-red,
Link: 3.2.409
Opening on Neptune with fair blessed beams,
Link: 3.2.410
Turns into yellow gold his salt green streams.
Link: 3.2.411
But, notwithstanding, haste; make no delay:
Link: 3.2.412
We may effect this business yet ere day.
Link: 3.2.413

Exit

PUCK
Up and down, up and down,
Link: 3.2.414
I will lead them up and down:
Link: 3.2.415
I am fear'd in field and town:
Link: 3.2.416
Goblin, lead them up and down.
Link: 3.2.417
Here comes one.
Link: 3.2.418

Re-enter LYSANDER

LYSANDER
Where art thou, proud Demetrius? speak thou now.
Link: 3.2.419

PUCK
Here, villain; drawn and ready. Where art thou?
Link: 3.2.420

LYSANDER
I will be with thee straight.
Link: 3.2.421

PUCK
Follow me, then,
Link: 3.2.422
To plainer ground.
Link: 3.2.423

Exit LYSANDER, as following the voice

Re-enter DEMETRIUS

DEMETRIUS
Lysander! speak again:
Link: 3.2.424
Thou runaway, thou coward, art thou fled?
Link: 3.2.425
Speak! In some bush? Where dost thou hide thy head?
Link: 3.2.426

PUCK
Thou coward, art thou bragging to the stars,
Link: 3.2.427
Telling the bushes that thou look'st for wars,
Link: 3.2.428
And wilt not come? Come, recreant; come, thou child;
Link: 3.2.429
I'll whip thee with a rod: he is defiled
Link: 3.2.430
That draws a sword on thee.
Link: 3.2.431

DEMETRIUS
Yea, art thou there?
Link: 3.2.432

PUCK
Follow my voice: we'll try no manhood here.
Link: 3.2.433

Exeunt

Re-enter LYSANDER

LYSANDER
He goes before me and still dares me on:
Link: 3.2.434
When I come where he calls, then he is gone.
Link: 3.2.435
The villain is much lighter-heel'd than I:
Link: 3.2.436
I follow'd fast, but faster he did fly;
Link: 3.2.437
That fallen am I in dark uneven way,
Link: 3.2.438
And here will rest me.
Link: 3.2.439
Come, thou gentle day!
Link: 3.2.440
For if but once thou show me thy grey light,
Link: 3.2.441
I'll find Demetrius and revenge this spite.
Link: 3.2.442

Sleeps

Re-enter PUCK and DEMETRIUS

PUCK
Ho, ho, ho! Coward, why comest thou not?
Link: 3.2.443

DEMETRIUS
Abide me, if thou darest; for well I wot
Link: 3.2.444
Thou runn'st before me, shifting every place,
Link: 3.2.445
And darest not stand, nor look me in the face.
Link: 3.2.446
Where art thou now?
Link: 3.2.447

PUCK
Come hither: I am here.
Link: 3.2.448

DEMETRIUS
Nay, then, thou mock'st me. Thou shalt buy this dear,
Link: 3.2.449
If ever I thy face by daylight see:
Link: 3.2.450
Now, go thy way. Faintness constraineth me
Link: 3.2.451
To measure out my length on this cold bed.
Link: 3.2.452
By day's approach look to be visited.
Link: 3.2.453

Lies down and sleeps

Re-enter HELENA

HELENA
O weary night, O long and tedious night,
Link: 3.2.454
Abate thy hour! Shine comforts from the east,
Link: 3.2.455
That I may back to Athens by daylight,
Link: 3.2.456
From these that my poor company detest:
Link: 3.2.457
And sleep, that sometimes shuts up sorrow's eye,
Link: 3.2.458
Steal me awhile from mine own company.
Link: 3.2.459

Lies down and sleeps

PUCK
Yet but three? Come one more;
Link: 3.2.460
Two of both kinds make up four.
Link: 3.2.461
Here she comes, curst and sad:
Link: 3.2.462
Cupid is a knavish lad,
Link: 3.2.463
Thus to make poor females mad.
Link: 3.2.464

Re-enter HERMIA

HERMIA
Never so weary, never so in woe,
Link: 3.2.465
Bedabbled with the dew and torn with briers,
Link: 3.2.466
I can no further crawl, no further go;
Link: 3.2.467
My legs can keep no pace with my desires.
Link: 3.2.468
Here will I rest me till the break of day.
Link: 3.2.469
Heavens shield Lysander, if they mean a fray!
Link: 3.2.470

Lies down and sleeps

PUCK
On the ground
Link: 3.2.471
Sleep sound:
Link: 3.2.472
I'll apply
Link: 3.2.473
To your eye,
Link: 3.2.474
Gentle lover, remedy.
Link: 3.2.475
When thou wakest,
Link: 3.2.476
Thou takest
Link: 3.2.477
True delight
Link: 3.2.478
In the sight
Link: 3.2.479
Of thy former lady's eye:
Link: 3.2.480
And the country proverb known,
Link: 3.2.481
That every man should take his own,
Link: 3.2.482
In your waking shall be shown:
Link: 3.2.483
Jack shall have Jill;
Link: 3.2.484
Nought shall go ill;
Link: 3.2.485
The man shall have his mare again, and all shall be well.
Link: 3.2.486

Exit

Act IV

Act 4 of A Midsummer Night’s Dream begins with the fairy queen Titania and her husband Oberon reconciling after an argument. Oberon has finally obtained the Indian boy that he wanted as his servant, and he has removed the spell that caused Titania to fall in love with Bottom, the weaver.

Meanwhile, the four lovers, Hermia, Lysander, Helena, and Demetrius, are still lost in the woods. Puck, a mischievous fairy, uses magic to make them fall asleep and then applies a potion to Lysander's eyes, causing him to fall in love with Helena instead of Hermia.

When the lovers wake up, chaos ensues as Lysander and Demetrius both declare their love for Helena, causing Hermia to feel betrayed. The confusion is eventually sorted out with the help of the fairy king and queen, who use their magic to fix the situation.

Meanwhile, a group of craftsmen who have been rehearsing a play for the Duke's wedding stumble upon Titania and her fairy attendants. Puck uses his magic to give one of the craftsmen, Bottom, the head of a donkey, causing Titania to fall in love with him.

As the play concludes, the Duke and his bride-to-be, Hippolyta, watch the performance, which is hilariously bad. However, they are still entertained and enjoy the comical end to their wedding celebrations.

SCENE I. The same. LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HELENA, and HERMIA lying asleep.

Scene 1 of Act 4 begins with the fairy queen Titania sleeping in the woods. Oberon, the fairy king, enters and sees her. He decides to use the love potion on her so that she will fall in love with the first creature she sees when she wakes up.

As he leaves, Demetrius and Helena enter the woods. Demetrius is still under the influence of the love potion and is now in love with Helena. She is confused and thinks he is mocking her, but he insists that he truly loves her. She is overjoyed and they exit together.

Puck, a mischievous fairy, enters and tells Oberon that he has used the love potion on the wrong person. Instead of Demetrius, he has made Lysander fall in love with Helena. Oberon is angry and orders Puck to fix the mistake.

Puck finds Lysander and Helena sleeping in the woods and uses the antidote to remove the love potion's effects from Lysander. When they wake up, Lysander is confused and no longer loves Helena. He realizes that he truly loves Hermia and the two of them exit together.

At the end of the scene, Oberon puts the love potion on Titania's eyes and exits, leaving her to fall in love with the first creature she sees when she wakes up.

Enter TITANIA and BOTTOM; PEASEBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH, MUSTARDSEED, and other Fairies attending; OBERON behind unseen

TITANIA
Come, sit thee down upon this flowery bed,
Link: 4.1.1
While I thy amiable cheeks do coy,
Link: 4.1.2
And stick musk-roses in thy sleek smooth head,
Link: 4.1.3
And kiss thy fair large ears, my gentle joy.
Link: 4.1.4

BOTTOM
Where's Peaseblossom?
Link: 4.1.5

PEASEBLOSSOM
Ready.
Link: 4.1.6

BOTTOM
Scratch my head Peaseblossom. Where's Mounsieur Cobweb?
Link: 4.1.7

COBWEB
Ready.
Link: 4.1.8

BOTTOM
Mounsieur Cobweb, good mounsieur, get you your
Link: 4.1.9
weapons in your hand, and kill me a red-hipped
Link: 4.1.10
humble-bee on the top of a thistle; and, good
Link: 4.1.11
mounsieur, bring me the honey-bag. Do not fret
Link: 4.1.12
yourself too much in the action, mounsieur; and,
Link: 4.1.13
good mounsieur, have a care the honey-bag break not;
Link: 4.1.14
I would be loath to have you overflown with a
Link: 4.1.15
honey-bag, signior. Where's Mounsieur Mustardseed?
Link: 4.1.16

MUSTARDSEED

BOTTOM
Give me your neaf, Mounsieur Mustardseed. Pray you,
Link: 4.1.18
leave your courtesy, good mounsieur.
Link: 4.1.19

MUSTARDSEED
What's your Will?
Link: 4.1.20

BOTTOM
Nothing, good mounsieur, but to help Cavalery Cobweb
Link: 4.1.21
to scratch. I must to the barber's, monsieur; for
Link: 4.1.22
methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face; and I
Link: 4.1.23
am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me,
Link: 4.1.24
I must scratch.
Link: 4.1.25

TITANIA
What, wilt thou hear some music,
Link: 4.1.26
my sweet love?
Link: 4.1.27

BOTTOM
I have a reasonable good ear in music. Let's have
Link: 4.1.28
the tongs and the bones.
Link: 4.1.29

TITANIA
Or say, sweet love, what thou desirest to eat.
Link: 4.1.30

BOTTOM
Truly, a peck of provender: I could munch your good
Link: 4.1.31
dry oats. Methinks I have a great desire to a bottle
Link: 4.1.32
of hay: good hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow.
Link: 4.1.33

TITANIA
I have a venturous fairy that shall seek
Link: 4.1.34
The squirrel's hoard, and fetch thee new nuts.
Link: 4.1.35

BOTTOM
I had rather have a handful or two of dried peas.
Link: 4.1.36
But, I pray you, let none of your people stir me: I
Link: 4.1.37
have an exposition of sleep come upon me.
Link: 4.1.38

TITANIA
Sleep thou, and I will wind thee in my arms.
Link: 4.1.39
Fairies, begone, and be all ways away.
Link: 4.1.40
So doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle
Link: 4.1.41
Gently entwist; the female ivy so
Link: 4.1.42
Enrings the barky fingers of the elm.
Link: 4.1.43
O, how I love thee! how I dote on thee!
Link: 4.1.44

They sleep

Enter PUCK

OBERON
(Advancing) Welcome, good Robin.
Link: 4.1.45
See'st thou this sweet sight?
Link: 4.1.46
Her dotage now I do begin to pity:
Link: 4.1.47
For, meeting her of late behind the wood,
Link: 4.1.48
Seeking sweet favours from this hateful fool,
Link: 4.1.49
I did upbraid her and fall out with her;
Link: 4.1.50
For she his hairy temples then had rounded
Link: 4.1.51
With a coronet of fresh and fragrant flowers;
Link: 4.1.52
And that same dew, which sometime on the buds
Link: 4.1.53
Was wont to swell like round and orient pearls,
Link: 4.1.54
Stood now within the pretty flowerets' eyes
Link: 4.1.55
Like tears that did their own disgrace bewail.
Link: 4.1.56
When I had at my pleasure taunted her
Link: 4.1.57
And she in mild terms begg'd my patience,
Link: 4.1.58
I then did ask of her her changeling child;
Link: 4.1.59
Which straight she gave me, and her fairy sent
Link: 4.1.60
To bear him to my bower in fairy land.
Link: 4.1.61
And now I have the boy, I will undo
Link: 4.1.62
This hateful imperfection of her eyes:
Link: 4.1.63
And, gentle Puck, take this transformed scalp
Link: 4.1.64
From off the head of this Athenian swain;
Link: 4.1.65
That, he awaking when the other do,
Link: 4.1.66
May all to Athens back again repair
Link: 4.1.67
And think no more of this night's accidents
Link: 4.1.68
But as the fierce vexation of a dream.
Link: 4.1.69
But first I will release the fairy queen.
Link: 4.1.70
Be as thou wast wont to be;
Link: 4.1.71
See as thou wast wont to see:
Link: 4.1.72
Dian's bud o'er Cupid's flower
Link: 4.1.73
Hath such force and blessed power.
Link: 4.1.74
Now, my Titania; wake you, my sweet queen.
Link: 4.1.75

TITANIA
My Oberon! what visions have I seen!
Link: 4.1.76
Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.
Link: 4.1.77

OBERON
There lies your love.
Link: 4.1.78

TITANIA
How came these things to pass?
Link: 4.1.79
O, how mine eyes do loathe his visage now!
Link: 4.1.80

OBERON
Silence awhile. Robin, take off this head.
Link: 4.1.81
Titania, music call; and strike more dead
Link: 4.1.82
Than common sleep of all these five the sense.
Link: 4.1.83

TITANIA
Music, ho! music, such as charmeth sleep!
Link: 4.1.84

Music, still

PUCK
Now, when thou wakest, with thine
Link: 4.1.85
own fool's eyes peep.
Link: 4.1.86

OBERON
Sound, music! Come, my queen, take hands with me,
Link: 4.1.87
And rock the ground whereon these sleepers be.
Link: 4.1.88
Now thou and I are new in amity,
Link: 4.1.89
And will to-morrow midnight solemnly
Link: 4.1.90
Dance in Duke Theseus' house triumphantly,
Link: 4.1.91
And bless it to all fair prosperity:
Link: 4.1.92
There shall the pairs of faithful lovers be
Link: 4.1.93
Wedded, with Theseus, all in jollity.
Link: 4.1.94

PUCK
Fairy king, attend, and mark:
Link: 4.1.95
I do hear the morning lark.
Link: 4.1.96

OBERON
Then, my queen, in silence sad,
Link: 4.1.97
Trip we after the night's shade:
Link: 4.1.98
We the globe can compass soon,
Link: 4.1.99
Swifter than the wandering moon.
Link: 4.1.100

TITANIA
Come, my lord, and in our flight
Link: 4.1.101
Tell me how it came this night
Link: 4.1.102
That I sleeping here was found
Link: 4.1.103
With these mortals on the ground.
Link: 4.1.104

Horns winded within

Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and train

THESEUS
Go, one of you, find out the forester;
Link: 4.1.105
For now our observation is perform'd;
Link: 4.1.106
And since we have the vaward of the day,
Link: 4.1.107
My love shall hear the music of my hounds.
Link: 4.1.108
Uncouple in the western valley; let them go:
Link: 4.1.109
Dispatch, I say, and find the forester.
Link: 4.1.110
We will, fair queen, up to the mountain's top,
Link: 4.1.111
And mark the musical confusion
Link: 4.1.112
Of hounds and echo in conjunction.
Link: 4.1.113

HIPPOLYTA
I was with Hercules and Cadmus once,
Link: 4.1.114
When in a wood of Crete they bay'd the bear
Link: 4.1.115
With hounds of Sparta: never did I hear
Link: 4.1.116
Such gallant chiding: for, besides the groves,
Link: 4.1.117
The skies, the fountains, every region near
Link: 4.1.118
Seem'd all one mutual cry: I never heard
Link: 4.1.119
So musical a discord, such sweet thunder.
Link: 4.1.120

THESEUS
My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind,
Link: 4.1.121
So flew'd, so sanded, and their heads are hung
Link: 4.1.122
With ears that sweep away the morning dew;
Link: 4.1.123
Crook-knee'd, and dew-lapp'd like Thessalian bulls;
Link: 4.1.124
Slow in pursuit, but match'd in mouth like bells,
Link: 4.1.125
Each under each. A cry more tuneable
Link: 4.1.126
Was never holla'd to, nor cheer'd with horn,
Link: 4.1.127
In Crete, in Sparta, nor in Thessaly:
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Judge when you hear. But, soft! what nymphs are these?
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EGEUS
My lord, this is my daughter here asleep;
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And this, Lysander; this Demetrius is;
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This Helena, old Nedar's Helena:
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I wonder of their being here together.
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THESEUS
No doubt they rose up early to observe
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The rite of May, and hearing our intent,
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Came here in grace our solemnity.
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But speak, Egeus; is not this the day
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That Hermia should give answer of her choice?
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EGEUS
It is, my lord.
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THESEUS
Go, bid the huntsmen wake them with their horns.
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Good morrow, friends. Saint Valentine is past:
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Begin these wood-birds but to couple now?
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LYSANDER
Pardon, my lord.
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THESEUS
I pray you all, stand up.
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I know you two are rival enemies:
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How comes this gentle concord in the world,
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That hatred is so far from jealousy,
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To sleep by hate, and fear no enmity?
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LYSANDER
My lord, I shall reply amazedly,
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Half sleep, half waking: but as yet, I swear,
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I cannot truly say how I came here;
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But, as I think,--for truly would I speak,
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And now do I bethink me, so it is,--
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I came with Hermia hither: our intent
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Was to be gone from Athens, where we might,
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Without the peril of the Athenian law.
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EGEUS
Enough, enough, my lord; you have enough:
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I beg the law, the law, upon his head.
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They would have stolen away; they would, Demetrius,
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Thereby to have defeated you and me,
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You of your wife and me of my consent,
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Of my consent that she should be your wife.
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DEMETRIUS
My lord, fair Helen told me of their stealth,
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Of this their purpose hither to this wood;
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And I in fury hither follow'd them,
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Fair Helena in fancy following me.
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But, my good lord, I wot not by what power,--
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But by some power it is,--my love to Hermia,
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Melted as the snow, seems to me now
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As the remembrance of an idle gaud
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Which in my childhood I did dote upon;
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And all the faith, the virtue of my heart,
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The object and the pleasure of mine eye,
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Is only Helena. To her, my lord,
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Was I betroth'd ere I saw Hermia:
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But, like in sickness, did I loathe this food;
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But, as in health, come to my natural taste,
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Now I do wish it, love it, long for it,
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And will for evermore be true to it.
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THESEUS
Fair lovers, you are fortunately met:
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Of this discourse we more will hear anon.
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Egeus, I will overbear your will;
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For in the temple by and by with us
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These couples shall eternally be knit:
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And, for the morning now is something worn,
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Our purposed hunting shall be set aside.
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Away with us to Athens; three and three,
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We'll hold a feast in great solemnity.
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Come, Hippolyta.
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Exeunt THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and train

DEMETRIUS
These things seem small and undistinguishable,
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HERMIA
Methinks I see these things with parted eye,
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When every thing seems double.
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HELENA
So methinks:
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And I have found Demetrius like a jewel,
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Mine own, and not mine own.
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DEMETRIUS
Are you sure
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That we are awake? It seems to me
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That yet we sleep, we dream. Do not you think
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The duke was here, and bid us follow him?
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HERMIA
Yea; and my father.
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HELENA
And Hippolyta.
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LYSANDER
And he did bid us follow to the temple.
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DEMETRIUS
Why, then, we are awake: let's follow him
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And by the way let us recount our dreams.
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Exeunt

BOTTOM
(Awaking) When my cue comes, call me, and I will
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answer: my next is, 'Most fair Pyramus.' Heigh-ho!
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Peter Quince! Flute, the bellows-mender! Snout,
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the tinker! Starveling! God's my life, stolen
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hence, and left me asleep! I have had a most rare
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vision. I have had a dream, past the wit of man to
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say what dream it was: man is but an ass, if he go
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about to expound this dream. Methought I was--there
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is no man can tell what. Methought I was,--and
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methought I had,--but man is but a patched fool, if
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he will offer to say what methought I had. The eye
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of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not
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seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue
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to conceive, nor his heart to report, what my dream
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was. I will get Peter Quince to write a ballad of
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this dream: it shall be called Bottom's Dream,
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because it hath no bottom; and I will sing it in the
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latter end of a play, before the duke:
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peradventure, to make it the more gracious, I shall
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sing it at her death.
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Exit

SCENE II. Athens. QUINCE'S house.

Scene 2 of Act 4 follows the journey of two couples lost in the enchanted forest. Hermia and Lysander, who are in love, and Helena and Demetrius, who are not. Hermia and Lysander have fled Athens to escape Hermia's arranged marriage to Demetrius, while Demetrius and Helena have chased after them.

As the scene begins, Hermia and Lysander are fast asleep, exhausted from their journey. Puck, a fairy, enters and mistakes Lysander for Demetrius, whom he has been ordered to use a love potion on by his fairy queen, Titania. Puck applies the potion to Lysander's eyes, causing him to fall in love with Helena when he wakes up.

Meanwhile, Demetrius and Helena are also asleep nearby. Oberon, the king of the fairies, enters and orders Puck to use the love potion on Demetrius as well, hoping to resolve the love triangle between the four characters. Puck accidentally applies the potion to Lysander instead of Demetrius, causing chaos and confusion.

When everyone wakes up, Lysander declares his love for Helena, much to her disbelief and confusion. Demetrius, who was previously in love with Hermia, suddenly falls in love with Helena as well. Hermia is left alone, confused and heartbroken.

The scene ends with Puck and Oberon discussing the mix-up and their plans to fix it. Puck is ordered to make things right by applying the potion to Demetrius' eyes, and the fairies exit, leaving the four humans to sort out their tangled love lives.

Enter QUINCE, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING

QUINCE
Have you sent to Bottom's house? is he come home yet?
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STARVELING
He cannot be heard of. Out of doubt he is
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transported.
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FLUTE
If he come not, then the play is marred: it goes
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not forward, doth it?
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QUINCE
It is not possible: you have not a man in all
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Athens able to discharge Pyramus but he.
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FLUTE
No, he hath simply the best wit of any handicraft
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man in Athens.
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QUINCE
Yea and the best person too; and he is a very
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paramour for a sweet voice.
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FLUTE
You must say 'paragon:' a paramour is, God bless us,
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a thing of naught.
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Enter SNUG

SNUG
Masters, the duke is coming from the temple, and
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there is two or three lords and ladies more married:
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if our sport had gone forward, we had all been made
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FLUTE
O sweet bully Bottom! Thus hath he lost sixpence a
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day during his life; he could not have 'scaped
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sixpence a day: an the duke had not given him
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sixpence a day for playing Pyramus, I'll be hanged;
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he would have deserved it: sixpence a day in
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Pyramus, or nothing.
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Enter BOTTOM

BOTTOM
Where are these lads? where are these hearts?
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QUINCE
Bottom! O most courageous day! O most happy hour!
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BOTTOM
Masters, I am to discourse wonders: but ask me not
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what; for if I tell you, I am no true Athenian. I
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will tell you every thing, right as it fell out.
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QUINCE
Let us hear, sweet Bottom.
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BOTTOM
Not a word of me. All that I will tell you is, that
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the duke hath dined. Get your apparel together,
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good strings to your beards, new ribbons to your
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pumps; meet presently at the palace; every man look
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o'er his part; for the short and the long is, our
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play is preferred. In any case, let Thisby have
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clean linen; and let not him that plays the lion
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pair his nails, for they shall hang out for the
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lion's claws. And, most dear actors, eat no onions
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nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath; and I
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do not doubt but to hear them say, it is a sweet
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comedy. No more words: away! go, away!
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Exeunt

Act V

Act 5 of A Midsummer Night's Dream begins with the wedding of Theseus and Hippolyta. The couples from the previous acts are also present. While the wedding is taking place, the four lovers who were once lost in the forest are brought to the Duke's palace. They are still under the influence of the love potion, but everything is sorted out, and the lovers are reunited with their rightful partners.

After the wedding, the mechanicals arrive to perform their play "Pyramus and Thisbe" for the newlyweds. However, their performance is hilariously bad, and the guests can't stop laughing. The play is interrupted by Puck, who magically transforms Bottom's head back to its original state.

Once the play is over, the guests retire for the night, and the fairies come out to bless the palace and the newlyweds. Puck addresses the audience and asks them to forgive any mistakes made during the performance. He reminds us that the play was just a dream and that we should not take it too seriously.

The play ends with a final speech by Puck, who asks the audience to remember the play as a happy memory and to think of the actors as if they were their own family and friends. The play has a happy ending, and all the characters are reunited with their loved ones.

SCENE I. Athens. The palace of THESEUS.

Scene 1 of Act 5 begins with Theseus and Hippolyta discussing the strange and confusing events that have occurred in the forest. They wonder if the lovers' stories were true or if they all had a collective dream. Enter the lovers, who have just returned from the forest. Theseus questions them about their experiences and they all recount their version of events. Theseus remains skeptical but eventually accepts their stories.

Next, Bottom and the other mechanicals enter and announce that they are ready to perform their play for the Duke's wedding. Theseus and Hippolyta agree to watch the play, despite their initial reluctance. The play begins and it quickly becomes clear that the mechanicals are not skilled actors. The Duke and his court watch in amusement as the play unfolds.

Finally, the play ends and Theseus and Hippolyta retire for the night. The lovers are left alone to discuss their experiences in the forest. They realize that their love for each other has only grown stronger as a result of their time in the woods. The play ends with Puck addressing the audience and asking them to remember the events of the play as if they were all just a dream.

Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, Lords and Attendants

HIPPOLYTA
'Tis strange my Theseus, that these
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lovers speak of.
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THESEUS
More strange than true: I never may believe
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These antique fables, nor these fairy toys.
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Lovers and madmen have such seething brains,
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Such shaping fantasies, that apprehend
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More than cool reason ever comprehends.
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The lunatic, the lover and the poet
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Are of imagination all compact:
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One sees more devils than vast hell can hold,
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That is, the madman: the lover, all as frantic,
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Sees Helen's beauty in a brow of Egypt:
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The poet's eye, in fine frenzy rolling,
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Doth glance from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven;
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And as imagination bodies forth
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The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen
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Turns them to shapes and gives to airy nothing
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A local habitation and a name.
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Such tricks hath strong imagination,
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That if it would but apprehend some joy,
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It comprehends some bringer of that joy;
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Or in the night, imagining some fear,
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How easy is a bush supposed a bear!
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HIPPOLYTA
But all the story of the night told over,
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And all their minds transfigured so together,
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More witnesseth than fancy's images
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And grows to something of great constancy;
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But, howsoever, strange and admirable.
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THESEUS
Here come the lovers, full of joy and mirth.
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Joy, gentle friends! joy and fresh days of love
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Accompany your hearts!
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LYSANDER
More than to us
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Wait in your royal walks, your board, your bed!
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THESEUS
Come now; what masques, what dances shall we have,
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To wear away this long age of three hours
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Between our after-supper and bed-time?
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Where is our usual manager of mirth?
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What revels are in hand? Is there no play,
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To ease the anguish of a torturing hour?
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Call Philostrate.
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PHILOSTRATE
Here, mighty Theseus.
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THESEUS
Say, what abridgement have you for this evening?
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What masque? what music? How shall we beguile
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The lazy time, if not with some delight?
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PHILOSTRATE
There is a brief how many sports are ripe:
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Make choice of which your highness will see first.
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Giving a paper

THESEUS
(Reads) 'The battle with the Centaurs, to be sung
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By an Athenian eunuch to the harp.'
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We'll none of that: that have I told my love,
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In glory of my kinsman Hercules.
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'The riot of the tipsy Bacchanals,
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Tearing the Thracian singer in their rage.'
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That is an old device; and it was play'd
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When I from Thebes came last a conqueror.
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'The thrice three Muses mourning for the death
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Of Learning, late deceased in beggary.'
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That is some satire, keen and critical,
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Not sorting with a nuptial ceremony.
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'A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus
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And his love Thisbe; very tragical mirth.'
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Merry and tragical! tedious and brief!
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That is, hot ice and wondrous strange snow.
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How shall we find the concord of this discord?
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PHILOSTRATE
A play there is, my lord, some ten words long,
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Which is as brief as I have known a play;
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But by ten words, my lord, it is too long,
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Which makes it tedious; for in all the play
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There is not one word apt, one player fitted:
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And tragical, my noble lord, it is;
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For Pyramus therein doth kill himself.
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Which, when I saw rehearsed, I must confess,
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Made mine eyes water; but more merry tears
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The passion of loud laughter never shed.
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THESEUS
What are they that do play it?
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PHILOSTRATE
Hard-handed men that work in Athens here,
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Which never labour'd in their minds till now,
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And now have toil'd their unbreathed memories
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With this same play, against your nuptial.
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THESEUS
And we will hear it.
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PHILOSTRATE
No, my noble lord;
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It is not for you: I have heard it over,
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And it is nothing, nothing in the world;
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Unless you can find sport in their intents,
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Extremely stretch'd and conn'd with cruel pain,
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To do you service.
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THESEUS
I will hear that play;
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For never anything can be amiss,
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When simpleness and duty tender it.
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Go, bring them in: and take your places, ladies.
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Exit PHILOSTRATE

HIPPOLYTA
I love not to see wretchedness o'er charged
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And duty in his service perishing.
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THESEUS
Why, gentle sweet, you shall see no such thing.
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HIPPOLYTA
He says they can do nothing in this kind.
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THESEUS
The kinder we, to give them thanks for nothing.
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Our sport shall be to take what they mistake:
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And what poor duty cannot do, noble respect
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Takes it in might, not merit.
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Where I have come, great clerks have purposed
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To greet me with premeditated welcomes;
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Where I have seen them shiver and look pale,
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Make periods in the midst of sentences,
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Throttle their practised accent in their fears
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And in conclusion dumbly have broke off,
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Not paying me a welcome. Trust me, sweet,
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Out of this silence yet I pick'd a welcome;
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And in the modesty of fearful duty
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I read as much as from the rattling tongue
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Of saucy and audacious eloquence.
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Love, therefore, and tongue-tied simplicity
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In least speak most, to my capacity.
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Re-enter PHILOSTRATE

PHILOSTRATE
So please your grace, the Prologue is address'd.
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THESEUS
Let him approach.
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Flourish of trumpets

Enter QUINCE for the Prologue

Prologue
If we offend, it is with our good will.
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That you should think, we come not to offend,
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But with good will. To show our simple skill,
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That is the true beginning of our end.
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Consider then we come but in despite.
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We do not come as minding to contest you,
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Our true intent is. All for your delight
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We are not here. That you should here repent you,
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The actors are at hand and by their show
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You shall know all that you are like to know.
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THESEUS
This fellow doth not stand upon points.
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LYSANDER
He hath rid his prologue like a rough colt; he knows
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not the stop. A good moral, my lord: it is not
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enough to speak, but to speak true.
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HIPPOLYTA
Indeed he hath played on his prologue like a child
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on a recorder; a sound, but not in government.
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THESEUS
His speech, was like a tangled chain; nothing
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impaired, but all disordered. Who is next?
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Enter Pyramus and Thisbe, Wall, Moonshine, and Lion

Prologue
Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show;
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But wonder on, till truth make all things plain.
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This man is Pyramus, if you would know;
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This beauteous lady Thisby is certain.
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This man, with lime and rough-cast, doth present
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Wall, that vile Wall which did these lovers sunder;
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And through Wall's chink, poor souls, they are content
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To whisper. At the which let no man wonder.
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This man, with lanthorn, dog, and bush of thorn,
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Presenteth Moonshine; for, if you will know,
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By moonshine did these lovers think no scorn
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To meet at Ninus' tomb, there, there to woo.
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This grisly beast, which Lion hight by name,
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The trusty Thisby, coming first by night,
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Did scare away, or rather did affright;
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And, as she fled, her mantle she did fall,
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Which Lion vile with bloody mouth did stain.
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Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall,
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And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain:
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Whereat, with blade, with bloody blameful blade,
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He bravely broach'd is boiling bloody breast;
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And Thisby, tarrying in mulberry shade,
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His dagger drew, and died. For all the rest,
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Let Lion, Moonshine, Wall, and lovers twain
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At large discourse, while here they do remain.
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Exeunt Prologue, Thisbe, Lion, and Moonshine

THESEUS
I wonder if the lion be to speak.
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DEMETRIUS
No wonder, my lord: one lion may, when many asses do.
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Wall
In this same interlude it doth befall
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That I, one Snout by name, present a wall;
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And such a wall, as I would have you think,
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That had in it a crannied hole or chink,
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Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby,
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Did whisper often very secretly.
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This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show
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That I am that same wall; the truth is so:
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And this the cranny is, right and sinister,
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Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.
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THESEUS
Would you desire lime and hair to speak better?
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DEMETRIUS
It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard
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discourse, my lord.
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Enter Pyramus

THESEUS
Pyramus draws near the wall: silence!
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Pyramus
O grim-look'd night! O night with hue so black!
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O night, which ever art when day is not!
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O night, O night! alack, alack, alack,
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I fear my Thisby's promise is forgot!
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And thou, O wall, O sweet, O lovely wall,
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That stand'st between her father's ground and mine!
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Thou wall, O wall, O sweet and lovely wall,
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Show me thy chink, to blink through with mine eyne!
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Thanks, courteous wall: Jove shield thee well for this!
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But what see I? No Thisby do I see.
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O wicked wall, through whom I see no bliss!
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Cursed be thy stones for thus deceiving me!
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THESEUS
The wall, methinks, being sensible, should curse again.
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Pyramus
No, in truth, sir, he should not. 'Deceiving me'
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is Thisby's cue: she is to enter now, and I am to
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spy her through the wall. You shall see, it will
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fall pat as I told you. Yonder she comes.
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Enter Thisbe

Thisbe
O wall, full often hast thou heard my moans,
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For parting my fair Pyramus and me!
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My cherry lips have often kiss'd thy stones,
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Thy stones with lime and hair knit up in thee.
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Pyramus
I see a voice: now will I to the chink,
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To spy an I can hear my Thisby's face. Thisby!
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Thisbe
My love thou art, my love I think.
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Pyramus
Think what thou wilt, I am thy lover's grace;
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And, like Limander, am I trusty still.
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Thisbe
And I like Helen, till the Fates me kill.
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Pyramus
Not Shafalus to Procrus was so true.
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Thisbe
As Shafalus to Procrus, I to you.
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Pyramus
O kiss me through the hole of this vile wall!
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Thisbe
I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all.
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Pyramus
Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb meet me straightway?
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Thisbe
'Tide life, 'tide death, I come without delay.
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Exeunt Pyramus and Thisbe

Wall
Thus have I, Wall, my part discharged so;
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And, being done, thus Wall away doth go.
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Exit

THESEUS
Now is the mural down between the two neighbours.
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DEMETRIUS
No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear
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without warning.
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HIPPOLYTA
This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard.
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THESEUS
The best in this kind are but shadows; and the worst
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are no worse, if imagination amend them.
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HIPPOLYTA
It must be your imagination then, and not theirs.
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THESEUS
If we imagine no worse of them than they of
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themselves, they may pass for excellent men. Here
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come two noble beasts in, a man and a lion.
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Enter Lion and Moonshine

Lion
You, ladies, you, whose gentle hearts do fear
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The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor,
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May now perchance both quake and tremble here,
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When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar.
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Then know that I, one Snug the joiner, am
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A lion-fell, nor else no lion's dam;
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For, if I should as lion come in strife
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Into this place, 'twere pity on my life.
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THESEUS
A very gentle beast, of a good conscience.
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DEMETRIUS
The very best at a beast, my lord, that e'er I saw.
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LYSANDER
This lion is a very fox for his valour.
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THESEUS
True; and a goose for his discretion.
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DEMETRIUS
Not so, my lord; for his valour cannot carry his
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discretion; and the fox carries the goose.
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THESEUS
His discretion, I am sure, cannot carry his valour;
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for the goose carries not the fox. It is well:
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leave it to his discretion, and let us listen to the moon.
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Moonshine
This lanthorn doth the horned moon present;--
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DEMETRIUS
He should have worn the horns on his head.
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THESEUS
He is no crescent, and his horns are
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invisible within the circumference.
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Moonshine
This lanthorn doth the horned moon present;
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Myself the man i' the moon do seem to be.
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THESEUS
This is the greatest error of all the rest: the man
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should be put into the lanthorn. How is it else the
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man i' the moon?
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DEMETRIUS
He dares not come there for the candle; for, you
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see, it is already in snuff.
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HIPPOLYTA
I am aweary of this moon: would he would change!
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THESEUS
It appears, by his small light of discretion, that
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he is in the wane; but yet, in courtesy, in all
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reason, we must stay the time.
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LYSANDER
Proceed, Moon.
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Moonshine
All that I have to say, is, to tell you that the
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lanthorn is the moon; I, the man in the moon; this
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thorn-bush, my thorn-bush; and this dog, my dog.
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DEMETRIUS
Why, all these should be in the lanthorn; for all
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these are in the moon. But, silence! here comes Thisbe.
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Enter Thisbe

Thisbe
This is old Ninny's tomb. Where is my love?
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Lion
(Roaring) Oh--
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Thisbe runs off

DEMETRIUS
Well roared, Lion.
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THESEUS
Well run, Thisbe.
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HIPPOLYTA
Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a
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good grace.
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The Lion shakes Thisbe's mantle, and exit

THESEUS
Well moused, Lion.
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LYSANDER
And so the lion vanished.
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DEMETRIUS
And then came Pyramus.
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Enter Pyramus

Pyramus
Sweet Moon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams;
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I thank thee, Moon, for shining now so bright;
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For, by thy gracious, golden, glittering gleams,
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I trust to take of truest Thisby sight.
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But stay, O spite!
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But mark, poor knight,
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What dreadful dole is here!
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Eyes, do you see?
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How can it be?
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O dainty duck! O dear!
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Thy mantle good,
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What, stain'd with blood!
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Approach, ye Furies fell!
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O Fates, come, come,
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Cut thread and thrum;
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Quail, crush, conclude, and quell!
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THESEUS
This passion, and the death of a dear friend, would
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go near to make a man look sad.
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HIPPOLYTA
Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man.
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Pyramus
O wherefore, Nature, didst thou lions frame?
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Since lion vile hath here deflower'd my dear:
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Which is--no, no--which was the fairest dame
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That lived, that loved, that liked, that look'd
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with cheer.
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Come, tears, confound;
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Out, sword, and wound
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The pap of Pyramus;
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Ay, that left pap,
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Where heart doth hop:
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Thus die I, thus, thus, thus.
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Now am I dead,
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Now am I fled;
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My soul is in the sky:
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Tongue, lose thy light;
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Moon take thy flight:
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Now die, die, die, die, die.
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Dies

DEMETRIUS
No die, but an ace, for him; for he is but one.
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LYSANDER
Less than an ace, man; for he is dead; he is nothing.
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THESEUS
With the help of a surgeon he might yet recover, and
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prove an ass.
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HIPPOLYTA
How chance Moonshine is gone before Thisbe comes
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back and finds her lover?
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THESEUS
She will find him by starlight. Here she comes; and
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her passion ends the play.
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Re-enter Thisbe

HIPPOLYTA
Methinks she should not use a long one for such a
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Pyramus: I hope she will be brief.
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DEMETRIUS
A mote will turn the balance, which Pyramus, which
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Thisbe, is the better; he for a man, God warrant us;
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she for a woman, God bless us.
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LYSANDER
She hath spied him already with those sweet eyes.
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DEMETRIUS
And thus she means, videlicet:--
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Thisbe
Asleep, my love?
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What, dead, my dove?
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O Pyramus, arise!
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Speak, speak. Quite dumb?
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Dead, dead? A tomb
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Must cover thy sweet eyes.
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These My lips,
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This cherry nose,
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These yellow cowslip cheeks,
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Are gone, are gone:
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Lovers, make moan:
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His eyes were green as leeks.
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O Sisters Three,
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Come, come to me,
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With hands as pale as milk;
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Lay them in gore,
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Since you have shore
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With shears his thread of silk.
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Tongue, not a word:
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Come, trusty sword;
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Come, blade, my breast imbrue:
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And, farewell, friends;
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Thus Thisby ends:
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Adieu, adieu, adieu.
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Dies

THESEUS
Moonshine and Lion are left to bury the dead.
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DEMETRIUS
Ay, and Wall too.
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BOTTOM
(Starting up) No assure you; the wall is down that
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parted their fathers. Will it please you to see the
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epilogue, or to hear a Bergomask dance between two
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of our company?
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THESEUS
No epilogue, I pray you; for your play needs no
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excuse. Never excuse; for when the players are all
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dead, there needs none to be blamed. Marry, if he
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that writ it had played Pyramus and hanged himself
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in Thisbe's garter, it would have been a fine
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tragedy: and so it is, truly; and very notably
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discharged. But come, your Bergomask: let your
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epilogue alone.
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The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve:
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Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time.
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I fear we shall out-sleep the coming morn
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As much as we this night have overwatch'd.
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This palpable-gross play hath well beguiled
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The heavy gait of night. Sweet friends, to bed.
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A fortnight hold we this solemnity,
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In nightly revels and new jollity.
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Exeunt

Enter PUCK

PUCK
Now the hungry lion roars,
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And the wolf behowls the moon;
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Whilst the heavy ploughman snores,
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All with weary task fordone.
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Now the wasted brands do glow,
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Whilst the screech-owl, screeching loud,
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Puts the wretch that lies in woe
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In remembrance of a shroud.
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Now it is the time of night
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That the graves all gaping wide,
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Every one lets forth his sprite,
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In the church-way paths to glide:
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And we fairies, that do run
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By the triple Hecate's team,
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From the presence of the sun,
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Following darkness like a dream,
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Now are frolic: not a mouse
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Shall disturb this hallow'd house:
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I am sent with broom before,
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To sweep the dust behind the door.
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Enter OBERON and TITANIA with their train

OBERON
Through the house give gathering light,
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By the dead and drowsy fire:
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Every elf and fairy sprite
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Hop as light as bird from brier;
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And this ditty, after me,
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Sing, and dance it trippingly.
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TITANIA
First, rehearse your song by rote
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To each word a warbling note:
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Hand in hand, with fairy grace,
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Will we sing, and bless this place.
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Song and dance

OBERON
Now, until the break of day,
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Through this house each fairy stray.
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To the best bride-bed will we,
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Which by us shall blessed be;
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And the issue there create
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Ever shall be fortunate.
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So shall all the couples three
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Ever true in loving be;
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And the blots of Nature's hand
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Shall not in their issue stand;
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Never mole, hare lip, nor scar,
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Nor mark prodigious, such as are
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Despised in nativity,
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Shall upon their children be.
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With this field-dew consecrate,
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Every fairy take his gait;
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And each several chamber bless,
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Through this palace, with sweet peace;
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And the owner of it blest
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Ever shall in safety rest.
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Trip away; make no stay;
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Meet me all by break of day.
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Exeunt OBERON, TITANIA, and train

PUCK
If we shadows have offended,
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Think but this, and all is mended,
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That you have but slumber'd here
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While these visions did appear.
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And this weak and idle theme,
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No more yielding but a dream,
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Gentles, do not reprehend:
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if you pardon, we will mend:
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And, as I am an honest Puck,
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If we have unearned luck
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Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
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We will make amends ere long;
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Else the Puck a liar call;
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So, good night unto you all.
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Give me your hands, if we be friends,
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And Robin shall restore amends.
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